Carter Pitts

i cannot stop spending money. I am the primary breadloser of my household

The final stage of grief is doing a master’s degree actually

they should sell collars that shock you every time you get the urge to redownload Hinge

@snaccito well hiii cutie :P

hi, i’m zac :3 •24 ✧ aus •male lover • caffeine dealer •books · gym · games •chronically offline but always yapping • dms open, be nice pls 💌 ♡ like + rt for oomfs ♡

@blowsitaII so hi hello

modesty

“my boyfriend doesn’t let me”

"you're so quiet" thanks! i actually tried to speak twice but you kept talking over me

playing hard to get is a dangerous game yall be careful out there 💔💔

Just saw my oncologist and he referred to my relationship with cancer treatment as “done.” 🥹

@alex_moorhead12 @madison_kali shut up alex i'll reply when i want

@cjpitts04 @madison_kali No way you responded 2 years later

i don’t always offend people; but when i do, it’s because they find out i eat my steak well done

@madison_kali @alex_moorhead12 no

@cjpitts04 @alex_moorhead12 carter i can change

@KidsWriteJokes @DrawThisTweet

What yellow and dangerous? A lion with machine guns for claws

Q: Who lives in France? A: Mr Bonjour.

a man and a lizard walk into a bar and the barman says no lizards

Seriously guys, banning tik tok isn’t the point of the bill

idk i just think if we are gonna sit and hate we should look at everyone’s faves. not every performance is good not every performance is bad. the replies are MEAN. she’s literally 18 years old leave her ALONE

A truly inspiring increase in AP English Literature scores this year, the result of years of effort from AP teachers and an accumulation of powerful data from colleges on how well AP students are performing in further college English courses after placing out of the intro course:

we live in a society.

Well, it's official and it is GREAT to be a Florida Gator! #Florida #GoGators #UF26 #Declarationdays @towbrand @uflorida