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@ChipotleTweets isn’t the corn frozen

No freezers. Real ingredients made fresh every day.

~my gf playing ping pong w/ a 5 year old~ me: pls let the kid win my gf: ok my gf:

.@NYCMayor @NYC_Buildings @nyclandmarks: You’re failing to protect New Yorkers’ homes from damaging construction work. Institute the real reforms @gvshp + others have called for to prevent destruction of our homes, historic buildings, and neighborhoods. p2a.co/twitterimage?i…

#phoebebridgers almost hit me with her #tesla

i blocked charlie puth on tiktok a while ago and my fyp has been so much better for it

i miss when ‘coffee shop music’ was a genre, now cafes just play whatever the twink barista is listening to

if clairo is a nepo baby then why is bags so good

succession is good, but did any of the characters make a grilled cheese with the face of jesus on it, become a christian, pray to touch his gf’s boobs, and then renounce his faith while singing an R.E.M song, all in one episode?

help i’m starting to hyperfixate on the glee cover of creep by radiohead again 😮‍💨

album of the summer: cracked rear view by hootie and the blowfish

catholic churches have some of the gayest architecture i’ve ever seen

i went to brooklyn today and it was terrifying

how i feel when i’m seated in an exit row on a plane and the gate agent asks if i’m willing and able to help out in case of emergency

@kari_saun i’ll be your intern

Recent grads and interns stay setting up ~networking~ conversations/coffees and either: move it three times, be late asf or stand you up

i’m at an apartment viewing in the east village and the neighbor is blasting the glee cover or run joey run 😵‍💫

i’ve never seen a skateboarder land a trick at washington square park

@lnidsey “garden lot”

adele....plz come do a private show in the beautiful garden lot next to my apt :)

been listening to a lot of male manipulator music lately. feeling: insufferable

depressed people are like let’s play some Christmas music and put on River by Joni Mitchell