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- RANGERS WON - BEAT THE BEST TEAM IN MLB - SO BASICALLY WE’RE THE BEST TEAM IN MLB - ASTROS ON A 7 GAME LOSING STREAK IDK ABOUT YALL BUT I LOVE THIS TEAM

The Astros have lost 7 straight games.

Successful Sunday. #AllForTX

The classic series TALES FROM THE CRYPT comes to streaming for the very first time from @Shudder. The first season debuts May 1, with additional seasons rolling out weekly every Friday through June 12. Watch the new promo!

Happy birthday, @Burgatron13! 🎉

I may have shed an actual tear.

After years of being unavailable or locked behind a paywall, fans of Tales From the Crypt will finally be able to binge watch the beloved series for the first time ever. Shudder announced today that it will be the exclusive home for all seven seasons of… dlvr.it/TRyS5l

Texas has the day off tomorrow as they travel to LA for a matchup between the two most recent World Champs!

On this date in 1980, the Madison Square Garden Sports Network was renamed USA Network. #80s

Holy shit. Shudder pulled it off. Every single season of TALES FROM THE CRYPT finally coming to streaming. May 1, with new seasons being added on a weekly basis. Huge. Well played, @Shudder!

Nolan Ryan Farewell Poster 1993

The Crypt Keeper has been waiting… For the first time ever on streaming, the vault is open. TALES FROM THE CRYPT is coming next month to Shudder.

Sweep start to divisional play. #AllForTX

Lasting 5 Seasons, “Remote Control” Was MTV’s First Original Non-Musical Program and Game Show. Contestants Answered Questions on Music, Movies and Television Shows, Many of Which Were Presented in Skit Format.

- RANGERS SWEEP SEATTLE - EVERY PITCHER HERE IS AN ACE - WE ARE WINNING 100 GAMES - ASTROS DOWN SIX RUNS - WE’RE THE BEST TEAM IN THE DIVISION LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER FOR US

300th career start ✅ 1,500th career K ✅ Nasty ✅

Congratulations to Nathan Eovaldi on recording his 1500th career strikeout in his 300th career start! 🔥

Congratulations to Adrian Beltré on being named the inaugural Ranger Madness CHAMPION!!! 🏆 Out of 64 Rangers legends and current stars, Beltré rose above them all as the favorite of Rangers Nation ALL-TIME! Beltré absolutely dominated his way through the tournament, receiving no less than 90% of the vote in every round until the Final Four. Even then, the Hall of Famer had no trouble dispatching franchise and MLB legend Nolan Ryan by a 60/40 margin before closing out Josh Hamilton in a landslide 75/25 championship victory. Across all rounds over 320,000 votes were cast. Thank you to everyone that participated!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ 🤝

Smooth sailing 🧹 #AllForTX