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@OctobersBoi @emersonslefttoe can only hope tbf😅

@madthfc22 @emersonslefttoe Lmao sureeeee brother

Why are sky lowkey obsessed with us? 😭

@OctobersBoi @emersonslefttoe We not going down gng

@madthfc22 @emersonslefttoe Yeahh…. Why u going down 😂😂😂

oh look, players being coached

Tel backwards is also Tel

@szypriv is this the rdz pull

understand #thfc hold a strong interest in jan paul van hecke. initial checks were made last summer + player is highly rated internally. 25 yo is understood to be open to joining #thfc, entering final year of deal with expectations growing that he leaves brighton this summer.

@InvertTheWing @MaltesersUK

Hi @MaltesersUK. Today, I decided to buy one of your easter eggs, because I am very big fan of your other chocolate. I was very disappointed to see that your easter egg was not like your other chocolate, rather regular chocolate, without the joy, or texture of a malteser. Very disappointed. I hope you improve the product of your eggs in the future. I see no reason to buy it over other competitors.

Interstellar or The Dark Knight?

@wiggycoys frank was only 3 points behind with brentford

this man got brighton 6th place yk

@thfckieran22 @TheSpursExpress @BBCSport

@TheSpursExpress @BBCSport I’m falling in love with you Tommy

🎙️| Thomas Frank: “I’m falling in love with this club.” 🤍 [@BBCSport]

@xAlexTHFC @TheSpursExpress @BBCSport

@TheSpursExpress @BBCSport This guy man … he’s special

@Lilywhite_Rose @NicoSchira He would lwk start for us

#thfc Roberto De Zerbi is making an attempt to have Alessandro Nesta in his staff at Tottenham as an assistant. Nesta had preferred to work as head-coach until now, but he’s evaluating the proposal. @NicoSchira

@Thfc_RR Rodrigo bentancur

Challenge time: Name a random FOOTBALLER NO ONE ELSE will think of…

@szypriv would be massive

understand sandro is a possibility to be amongst de zerbi’s staff. brazilian has expressed a firm interest in the role and has been in contact with de zerbi. #thfc

@szypriv they are clueless wtf

roberto de zerbi has agreed a deal to become #thfc permanent head coach. 5 yr deal. 15m unconditional bonus + 46 yo already among highest earning managers in pl.

@szypriv oh well

Top 10 most chances created by Premier League defenders since the start of the 2023/24 season. 🪄

@xAlexTHFC He’ll be back when de zerbi gets sacked in his second season

It’s just never meant to be, is it? 🤦‍♂️

@kanefromthelane he’s gonna work 1 year of that 5 year contract ffs

5 years 😭😭😭 he’s about to earn himself the largest payoff of all time ffs