Mae

DON'T 👏CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A👏 CHICAGOAN 👏UNLESS 👏YOU 👏CAN👏 SHOVE👏 A👏 WHOLE👏 DEEP 👏DISH👏 PIZZA👏 UP👏 YOUR👏 BUTT👏

GOLDEN ONCE AGAIN 🇺🇸🦅 #WINTEROLYMPICS

@crickets_man I also said I viewed him more as Cabot! The drama!

@mae_ofthedead Drama! I was going to say Cabot but i can see Becks. I think Im also Cabot so maybe that is influencing that

I think my favorite thing about having multiple pets with vastly different personalities is playing the “tag yourself” game with them Example: Winter Olympic Events: Beckett - Curling Cabot - Bobsled Dagger - Figure Skating

@crickets_man Thom says he is Beckett

@mae_ofthedead Dagger no question

@crickets_man I would have been satisfied with any of them lol

@crickets_man Tag me as one of your pets

Another example: Nationalities: B - British C - Irish (toss up) D - Italian

@crickets_man Shes doing this to torture me

Ringing in the new year with Young Miko. Yes, my wife is influencing this. Don’t ask questions

@crickets_man I'm going to show this to Miss Beckett

Manifesting a clumber spaniel. God i want one so bad

I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure about the new Heated Rivalry episode

If you see me in person, please compliment my shoulders. I worked hard on them.

@crickets_man Please send this to me. I want to make fun of you

Just watched a TikTok about stereotypical Gen Z tattoos… I have every single one lol

@xamericanax Get em baby! 😘😂

@mae_ofthedead If anyone disrespects *my* wife of 7 wonderful years, they gotta answer to me 😡👊😤 🤣

Imagine hating me and I'm just sitting at home crying while watching british bake off.

Genuine question, when is it mansplaining and when is it just a guy with a bit of the tism info dumping?

@crickets_man This aged well

We meet again

@TotesNotLiz Thanks babe 😘

@mae_ofthedead It’s giving slay

Today I went to do leg day. I put on my favorite leggings. I upped my weights on leg press and leg extention. I took up space. I felt good and exhausted. I went home to my dog.

Small things I'm grateful for lately 1.) My best friend 2.) Chilly mornings 3.) Soup 4.) Forehead kisses 5.) This mushroom

@AseBaker There has to be ONE in chicago open right now

@mae_ofthedead Lets go. Tattoo shops are open now right? 😂

Daylight savings got me feeling like I need a new tattoo

Someone I used to see named/based a NPC after me in their dnd campaign. And I know this campaign is still going on so it makes me happy I'm still terrorizing them in some capacity.