MaeDay Kamikaze

boomer capitalist interim director

A helenphant never forgets

@wyverning Blonde syd!!

my once-monthly social outing where i look like a real human being

@doesephs_ No no no

@mae_thebae mae i made kevjean ugly put me down

everything i draw is CHOPPED good night guys

accidentally got rid of the singular eyebrow hair that makes or breaks whether my whole face looks normal

The type of back pain that keeps you warm

@doesephs_ Also same #bigbrows

@doesephs_ I’m obsessed

ronan is very protective about his caterpillars #trc

Brushing my teeth with lime spindrift

@megumi_luvr420 O M G

@mae_thebae dude , for you.

boyfriend asked what i was doing with my friend later and i got to see the look on his face when i went "mmmm probably watch gay porn next to each other"

That gap in my resume is from when I was in the Night’s Watch

I’m bored let’s freebleed

Utica’s finest = Burlington’s worst

Having teeth and eyes makes me feel insecure because that’s a fish trait. What distinguishes me from a fish is having hair, feet, and hands. What makes me a human is going to a party.