Polly Pocket ®

Time will pass anyway

todos os caminhos levam ao: - celibato - ser fitness - não responder mais mensagem - correr atrás do meu futuro - ficar cada dia mais bonita

"Hay que vernos saliendo de tu trabajo." Yo después de salir del trabajo:

cuando veo el historial de movimientos en mi tarjeta y todo cuadra, nadie me robó

This is how I stare at people when they’re projecting onto me… hoping they catch a glimpse of themselves in my eyes

@kabhinietzsche Yes. In the 2000s the light of god was shining on the world and made everything warm and saturated, but now god has left us so it's all grey and bland

I am well aware that there is no benefit for a woman to be as opinionated as I am, truly doing it for the love of the game.

Por qué los hombres textean súper lento? Me desesperan

“ter um relacionamento aberto ou virar um cachorro?” eu tentando tirar uma foto boa

Comment of the year.

El @andre58mercado

Cuando llegas a tu trabajo y no hicieron festival del día del niño y tienes que trabajar

Nada me gusta más que dormir con mi sushino

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be fairer and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He's still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank. That's how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

preciso urgentemente de um milagre financeiro na minha vida

sometimes you just want to disappear for a month and come back with a photo like this:

no tienen amistades cercanas que los confronten para ser mejores personas sino que solo los solapan AND IT SHOWS