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@Scotto_Voce @AmericanExpress I've spent two years trying to get them to realise that I'm not their customer and as such they should not be texting me to remind me to pay a bill, all because I have someone's old mobile number!

Dear @AmericanExpress, when someone’s partner dies unexpectedly and they’ve told you repeatedly, cancelled partner’s card and sent the death certificate several times,best not to send them an invitation to apply for a supplementary card ‘cos ‘One is good, Two is Better’. 1/2

@Shaun_UGLE @thecraftbloke @UGLE_GrandLodge As a non-masonic friend said, when I took him there, "amazing toilets".

It’s impossible to get bored of walking around @UGLE_GrandLodge 😍 #Freemasons

@EirikBull @StephenKing Have just snorted beer out of my nose. Thank you for making me laugh, tonight!

@StephenKing Norway here. The US has the biggest, most powerful navy in the world, right? That big carrier has visited Oslo a couple of times. We have a couple of destroyers, a rowboat or two, and a longship full of nerds cosplaying as Vikings. We can't help, even if we wanted to.

After shitting on our NATO allies.

@PeterM84680 I'm told that Malcolm Gluck (wine writer) once said "A good wine is one you like.", I kinda roll with that. If on offer, I like a drop of McGuigan's Black Label.

Tell me plz

@Shaun_UGLE Is that York?

Royal Arch ready 💪 #Freemasons #RoyalArch

Why did I need a cable-tie?

Anyone asking Grok to remove clothing from a woman on X should be registered as a sex offender. And anyone having Grok remove clothing from a child on X should legitimately be charged with child pornography and jailed. Disgusting filth.

@PLAION_UK it'll be just like Christmas 1982, when I got my first Speccy!

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Hey @grok who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Doesn’t need to be a mutual and don’t tag them. Just say it

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@currys Tim Curry

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@currys Running Man! The original with Arnie, of course!

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@DrMarianaClaire It was also the only thing I ever pulled on a night out!

@currys Beans, far more sustainable!

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@currys Hot espresso, please!

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@YorkshireTea @ohygil "999, which service do you require?" "Counter TEArrorism, please." "Putting you through"......

@maff2k @ohygil Yep. *dials 999*

@Masonicmoron Ahh, nothing like a nice tall glass of sparkling looblue! 😉What is that?

Out for a Spanish #MasonicBreakfast

@NatashaMDay Shameless brag, I made our service's Facebook page :)

@AmyL_IoM There is no such thing as bad weather, just bad clothing. Go for a walk! 😉

My dad is visiting this weekend 😵‍💫 but the weather looks ghastly and I haven’t a clue what to do with him indoors. Don’t think he’d find our museums interesting and he isn’t much of a shopper - we can dine out I suppose. UGH.