Stan, Guy.... love the show.

@SnipersEdge69 @RepJackKimble Excellent work. Ctrl-C; Ctrl-V.

Jack Kimble, also known by his Twitter username @RepJackKimble, is a fictional and satirical character active on the social media websites Twitter and Bluesky. Presented as a Republican member of the United States House of Representatives, his character has also been used as a novelty candidate. On multiple occasions, he has been mistaken for being a real congressman by the press.

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@RepJackKimble Seems you're ticking off the right people for the right reasons. This is why the CA54 is the premier congressional district in the US

@GateKeeper1776 You had to have hired a liberal to write this for you.... It was actually coherent and there were no spelling errors.

@GateKeeper1776 When am I going to get paid for my prescriptions? He promised 500, 600, in some cases 1000% lowering of medications.

@Astrocerf1 @blacklionking73 @celticlegend7 It's not indoctrination, it's called critical thinking skills. Blindly citing partisan sources who take a kernel of truth and plie 500 lbs of BS on top is not absolute truth. It's confirmation bias.

@blacklionking73 @maff84 @celticlegend7 You win…I wasted too much time on someone who is so stupid and so indoctrinated there’s no getting through…

🇺🇸First question I’d ask Bernie Sanders and AOC

@Pilot454647 @randyhillier @BethCharron1 Kinda fitting that you took the body of a noted racist POS and put Trump's face on it.

@randyhillier @BethCharron1

Trump signals MAGA is dead and that he and his 17 richest Oligarchs have submitted to China in this startling interview from Peking. 1. China will not assist the USA with Iran. 2. Trump keeps the doors open to 500,000 Chinese students 3. Trump keeps USA farms & lands open to takeover by Chinese companies 4. No more talk of Tariffs or Sanctions 5. $$ determine & define Trump's policy's

@HemiMoore426 @GaryPetersonUSA @WrighteousBros Never heard of Jared Leto on a cracker?

@GaryPetersonUSA @WrighteousBros Jared Leto is Christ??!!

After bringing democracy to China, President Trump has earned his victorious ride home along with a celebratory drink served by Christ himself, after packing the luggage.

@TodayUpdates0 D. All of the above

🚨Everyone better answer this one correctly!! HOW WILL YOU REMEMBER ROB: A) Actor B) Director C) A Fighter for Democracy?

@Astrocerf1 @blacklionking73 @celticlegend7 Source?

Obviously you think you’re smart, but in this case you have no clue what you are talking about. Illegal aliens have been getting SNAP, EBT, free housing, free medical, Social Security, etc. Biden/Harris issued millions of SS numbers to make it less obvious they were wasting taxpayer money on illegals.

@krassenstein If you wanted safety and electric why didn't you get a Rivian?

I might get hate for this too but I bought a Cybertruck. With a young family, safety was important and so is not polluting the atmosphere with $5 a gallon gasoline.

@JeopardyGuesser My final #jeopardyblindguess is what is American Top 40? #Jeopardy

Final Jeopardy category is Famous Lists. I can only think of Schindler's List so that will be my #JeopardyBlindGues (although that feels so obvious so maybe it is something else related to Schindler's List or something else) #Jeopardy

@RepJackKimble @nicksortor @RepJackKimble congress needs to act. These lunatics need to get a life.

@nicksortor Just spout garbage on social media. There are enough gullible people to buy whatever shit you shovel.

🚨 NOW: Protestors are attempting to CHAIN themselves to the New York Stock Exchange in NYC They’re blaming others for the fact they’re poor. Maybe they’d be less poor if they were WORKING instead of doing this BS in the middle of the work day.

@ScottJenningsKY Maga chud @ScottJenningsKY .... Trump didn't mean what he said. Lighten up you have tds. Also maga chud @ScottJenningsKY .... Sen. Murphy is a traitor and needs to be investigated.

Year of our Lord 2026: Democrat US Senator openly rooting for Iran to defeat the US in battle. Every Dem on the Hill ought to be hounded today by every reporter to answer for this lunatic.

@JamJohnson29 @hr_unhinged 1) fire code requires breaker bars for egress. 2) key fob access doors are overridden in the case of an emergency. HR is on solid ground

@hr_unhinged Depending on local and/or state fire codes, you could be subject to code enforcement violations due to fact you are preventing an employee from escaping using an emergency exit.

Someone took the stairs to the fourth floor today instead of the elevator. I checked the security footage. It was a junior copywriter, walking up the steps at a leisurely, non-urgent pace. I waited by his desk for him to arrive. When he finally sat down, I asked why he bypassed the high-speed vertical transport provided by the company. He panted slightly and said he’s trying to get his step count up. I told him that converting company time into personal cardio is a form of wage theft. The elevator takes exactly 12 seconds. The stairs took him nearly 2 minutes. He argued that he came in early so it didn’t cut into his hours. I reminded him that early time is still company time, it’s just unbilled. I documented “unauthorized biometric optimization” in his permanent record. Then I deactivated his stairwell key fob.

@ick_real My 2 grandmother's names were Gertrude on my mom's side, and Delores on my dad's. Both old timey

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@GaryPetersonUSA These blasphemers need to be put in their place.

I went medieval on their ass.

@jackunheard So the Pope isn't allowed to give a homily anymore without being attacked?

NEW: Outrage has broken out after Pope Leo appeared to quote Jesus using a passage that does not exist in the Bible. “Jesus told us, ‘Blessed are the peacemakers, but woe to those who manipulate religion in the very name of God for their own military, economic, or political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth.’” The first line echoes scripture. The rest does not appear in any biblical passage. The Pope is being accused of using a fabricated quote from Jesus to push a political message.

@JeopardyGuesser My final #JeopardyBlindGuess is what is Ethiopia? #Jeopardy

Final Jeopardy category is Country Names. I am going to #jeopardyBlindGuess Panama. #Jeopardy

@esegbona_luis Lori Harvey's net worth is around 43 mil. Don't think she's struggling. Let the young woman live her life.

SAD 🤦‍♂️💔💔💔 Lori Harvey , Steve Harvey’s daughter REGRETS NOT MARRYING when she had the opportunity. She was dating Michael B Jordan , he wanted to marry her but she said NO . She was still young and wanted to explore life . According to her she needed to live and enjoy her life and not being told what to do . She recently clocked 29 and she regrets not marrying Michael. Michael is now worth $50 million dollars and crazily doesn’t want anything to do with her . He wanted to build with her but she said no Moral lesson : There is a difference between enjoying your life and destroying your life ❤️

@JoelEhrenberg @RepJackKimble @classy_sassyme Always getting my Revolutionary War airports mixed up.

@maff84 @RepJackKimble @classy_sassyme I think it was actually the Yorktown airport.

President Trump has now ended 17 wars, including the war between Iran and the United States a record 14 times.