Jam Johnson

@Benedicta_Bee It's terminal.

Lovebombed. Lied. Left.

It took me awhile to figure it out, but I finally got it. Chaim Bloom looks like a young Phil Leotardo. #STLCards

@NateDuncanNBA I have no issues with 5th pick for Zubac but Indy gave up Bennedict Mathurin, Isaiah Jackson, and three draft picks to land Zubac. That was the overpay. Zubac is fine but not that good.

It was clear at the time of doing the trade that the 5th or 6th pick would probably be a point guard. So Pacers would be looking to trade it now, without as much matching salary. Would they get a better (and cheaper) player without losing part of their core than Zu? I say no.

@MVCMadness I hope they both lose all seven games, but since that is impossible, Sister Jean for the win.

Who would win in a 7 game series? 24-25 Drake 21-22 Loyola

@LizzyStarrrdust I worked at McDonald's for six years. I did meet my wife while we both worked there and even my worst days at my current job are better than most days at McDonald's.

McDonald's workers also report no enjoyment from their work.

@nut_history Musial, Pujols, Hornsby, Gibson

Who’s on the Mount Rushmore of the players that played for the St Louis Cardinals

@ForestMommy I know i had the shirt in the middle and probably a version of the pink one.

Also me on my brother's hand me downs three years later.

Tempted to say something about this car to see if Gordon comes in off the top rope.

@LizzyStarrrdust This checks out.

I am the key master. I am the gate keeper. 😏

@BBGreatMoments Start Molina, Bench Posey, Cut Mauer

Start, Bench, Cut: Buster Posey, Yadier Molina, and Joe Mauer. Three of the defining catchers of their generation. Posey had the MVP peak and championships, Molina had the defense, leadership, and postseason résumé, and Mauer had one of the best offensive primes ever for a catcher. Who are you starting, who are you benching, and who are you cutting?

Can I keep you? 🥺

@BBGreatMoments Puckett's 1991 World Series Game 6 Walkoff or 2011 World Series Game 6 ( the whole game or at least from 7th inning on).

Iconic is different than “best.” For me, it’s about the call, the stakes, the image everyone remembers, and whether the home run still lives outside the box score. Thomson at 1 feels right, but the top 5 is loaded. What would you change?

@BBGreatMoments Pretty much any Cardinals reliever of the last 25 years except Waino, Romero, and Siegrist.

Name a reliever who made you nervous every single time he entered a game.

@Airaasayss White.

Read very carefully!!!!! And look Closely before before You answer......🤔🤔

@BBGreatMoments No shot heard round the world. Get out of here.

Top 10 most cold-blooded October moments.

@BBGreatMoments Lance Berkman and Joey Votto when they played against the Cardinals.

Who felt the most automatic with runners in scoring position?

@notgaetti I dont think he would be for the Cardinals, Pirates, Red Sox, and Giants. That is off top of my head without much thinking.

I think this is true actually

@nut_history Bosses Field in Evansville Indiana

What's the oldest ballpark you have attended in person? Fenway Park for me.

@BBGreatMoments Another one of those players I loved watching play except when he played my Cardinals. Dude was such an underappreciated talent.

Jason Kendall was one of the last true contact-hitting catchers. In 2004, he hit .319 with 183 hits and a .399 OBP… while hitting just 3 home runs. He also struck out only 41 times in 574 at-bats. A catcher hitting .300 with almost no power and barely ever striking out feels impossible in today’s game.

@runekanstad @BrisbaneWabbit @hr_unhinged I know its satire. The issue was this has happened in the US on more than one occasion.

@BrisbaneWabbit @JamJohnson29 @hr_unhinged But it's so on brand for a US employer that I'm not surprised some people fell for it.

Someone took the stairs to the fourth floor today instead of the elevator. I checked the security footage. It was a junior copywriter, walking up the steps at a leisurely, non-urgent pace. I waited by his desk for him to arrive. When he finally sat down, I asked why he bypassed the high-speed vertical transport provided by the company. He panted slightly and said he’s trying to get his step count up. I told him that converting company time into personal cardio is a form of wage theft. The elevator takes exactly 12 seconds. The stairs took him nearly 2 minutes. He argued that he came in early so it didn’t cut into his hours. I reminded him that early time is still company time, it’s just unbilled. I documented “unauthorized biometric optimization” in his permanent record. Then I deactivated his stairwell key fob.