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@sportbible @Dominos_UK "north-west derby" have a fucking word with yourselves

Ahead of the North-West derby this weekend, we asked Laurence McKenna and Andy Tate to pick their combined Utd/Liverpool XI - and things got a bit heated when Bruno and Stevie G were mentioned. 👀 The Eleven, delivered by @Dominos_UK. AD

@SkySportsBoxing He needs to fuck off.

Dillian Whyte is keen on a trilogy fight against Derek Chisora! 👀

@TrylineUK As a Cas fan I can testify, it's the hope that kills you.

You would think this would be a walkover. But every time I have thought that of a match this year, there has been an unexpected outcome. You never know!

@Maguiredinho @MARCAinENGLISH Rio is a prize prick isn't he?

@MARCAinENGLISH Ngl this avoiding the crest on the floor is one of the dumbest things to come about in this sport in years. I cringe when I think of Rio making a big deal of avoiding the Madrid crest.

BEN WHITE STEPS ON ATLETI CREST AND SIMEONE REACTS 🚨🚨 On his way to the tunnel, the Arsenal defender accidentally stepped on the club’s badge, and Simeone immediately called him out 🗣️ Was it disrespectful or just a mistake? 🤔 #BenWhite #AtleticoMadrid #Arsenal #UCL

@IBRice101 @ldbahr @Srirachachau I thought it was just the first screenahot too.

Josh O’Connor on a great note from Spielberg

@stevecurry1970 @I_amMukhtar Never any previous from him. Right out of the blue this.

@I_amMukhtar Who would have thought Wise would turn out out to be a horrible little prick. I for one am gobsmacked

What's up with these washed-up ex footballers backing far-right parties? Dennis Wise has jumped on the hateful bandwagon.

@TimesRadio @afneil @StigAbell @KateEMcCann Absolute fucking weapon

Lesson learned: never ask @afneil for a higher tip! “I called the owner later that night, and he was fired in the morning.” @StigAbell | @KateEMcCann

@secondtierpod It'll still be a fucking shit song though

This in the Premier League will hit different for Coventry fans 😮‍💨

@JoeStephenson96 Big fan of teams wearing next year's kit in the last game of the season

I should call him.

@The_Kitsman Correct answer is Port Vale

😞👕 With the 25/26 season coming to an end, which kit are you most sad to be leaving?

@posbyonechop @OllieKumral @mralistairgreen He needs to do research on getting some mates.

@OllieKumral @mralistairgreen Do research on comedy

Heading to Epsom with the knights Templar auditors group 💪 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@thedailymemes_ It's really not hilarious.

This is hilarious 😂

@WWERomanReigns Is this not a @CUDband lyric?

Despite All The Shit You’ve Put Me Through Over The Years, I Can Honestly Say Under Those Bright Lights… We Made Magic. I Still Hate You, But Last Night Will Live Forever. ☝🏽 #WrestleMania

@allan_cheapshot Some shoes them.

Stan Hansen as a good lad.

@premierleague Brilliant graphic, I couldn't work that out from the perfectly functional league table

The race for Europe is heading for a thrilling finale 👊 Who takes the remaining spots? 👀

@BanyaBat @wrestlemepod I'm genuinely sorry. For you, and the viewers.

@maffmond @wrestlemepod Well, looks like more Chumba Time for me 😩

if you ever want to try and encapsulate what's the worst of WWE, and indeed America, the Kill Tony Mania on Netflix is awful. Reckon @BanyaBat could scrape several minutes of the undertaker looking like a bemused granddad though @wrestlemepod

@wrestlemepod @BanyaBat I skipped through the 90 (ninety!) minutes of it in about 10 this morning. It was still 9 minutes too long.

@maffmond @BanyaBat Oh this is great news (not for viewers, for us) x