Maggie Clutterbuck

Pitch perfect. Maybe. Scary pitch at Bath Spa Uni yesterday, but managed to get through it unscathed.

@FrancesNaggs He's a true politician. Agree totally.

I have never disagreed with a word this man says. It's strange but true. For once in my life there was a politician who absolutely represented my views. And the backlash against him was vicious! #CorbynWasRight #CorbynIsRight

This Saturday 18th at 1pm, Theatre Royal Bath. Rehearsed reading event for the Elevate Festival. My monologue is one of the features.

@amandajplatell Don't be silly. Amanda. Nothing to do with respect. What do you wear, as a matter of interest?

Detective Superintendent Rebecca Smith at press conference yesterday - skin tight navy dress, stilettos, poker straightened hair - whatever happened to a cop uniform! Or is she auditioning for Love Island for midlifers. Show some respect for a missing mother!

@BerwynR @irisprize @FfilmCymruWales @WOWFilm @sinemapontio @BuzzMagWales @msrupertbear @Smithyshere Oh, please come to Bath Spa Uni... would love to hear your talk...

Abertawe nesa, gobeithio bydd tren ar gael! Next stop Swansea - presenting a talk to students about creating / running a film festival. What do I know? We will soon find out! @irisprize @FfilmCymruWales @WOWFilm @sinemapontio @BuzzMagWales @msrupertbear @Smithyshere #LGBTplusHM

@AnnaSaund1 @BethBrooke8 @HazardPressUK @JulesJumping @anna_chorlton And, by the way, a few of my poems from your classes have made it to my book, Jackdaw Summer. x

@AnnaSaund1 @BethBrooke8 @HazardPressUK @JulesJumping @anna_chorlton Anna, I wish I was coming to Cheltenham to your class. I miss it.

@Jobaker9 @sainsburys I had an issue similar in Minehead on holiday. Ridiculous! What is happening in the world?

Loving the MA scriptwriting course at Bath Spa University. Such a supportive group I'm with, I absolutely love it. Short-listed for a monologue performance.

@Twitter great book signing last night. Full house.

Book signing of Jackdaw Summer, my new poetry book, at the Woodman, Parkend 18th September 6.30pm. Please come, would love to see you. Dick Brice also will be there with his new book.

@writes_carol Beautiful.

Loving these starry petunias/surfinias Ive got in my garden #flower #gardenflowers #summer #happy

@ZiggyPoet Sounds good.

@ZiggyPoet An honour to be able to do that.

Hope I've successfully changed from magsgoodyear to magclutterbuck. No one could find me...

@AnnaSaund1 @dan_whitehouse @IndigoDreamsPub @Poet4theSilent @wavelace Thank you so much for my copy Anna. Looking forward to today when I get to read it. Will email you. X

@SaedMire1 @UN Hi Jim.

Remarks from James Swan, Special Representative of the secretary general, @UN at Somali Partnership forum in Mogadishu. #SomaliaFuture #SPF2019

@AnnaSaund1 @CarolineBirdUK @NineArchesPress Think that's the best thing I've ever read about it.

@AnnaSaund1 @IndigoDreamsPub Yes, please, Anna x

It's not your body that gives up when you're old, it's your mind. It gets so full of drivel that it needs to close down.