Maggie Mason

@hrtlym Also, health stuff is scary. I'm sorry you're dealing with that bs.

@hrtlym PCOS is pretty common and can cause both those issues. But, while you're researching, keep an open mind that your symptoms could have different causes.

@mjmimages Fuck that guy.

@stewartsc Le Duc Allard Verjus Le Fumoir Lovely lunches: Bistrot Vivienne Merci bookstore cafe

Ok… recommendations for must eat at restaurants in Paris?

@Jo_Mi_Co @nytimes Snack dinner! Duh-duh-dun!

Welcome to “girl dinner.” Women across TikTok are showing off their suppers — snack plates made by one person, for the consumption and enjoyment of one person. They're akin to an aesthetically pleasing Lunchable. nyti.ms/3OfbZt7

@alicia Keep trying, please.

@elizlaraki @mags Oof. That second one.

@mags A few things: • How messy things really are on the inside of companies that you'd assume have their shit together • How often people make shit up and have conviction around it • Working with great people trumps all else

Being interviewed for a series on careers in design and tech and was asked this question which I'd like to propose to tech/design Twitter because I'm really curious about what I'll hear back: "What's a surprising thing you learned in your journey so far?"

@Artnanners @TheBloggess It’s a turkey phone I think, so more meat than your typical chicken phone.

@TheBloggess You skipped buying “ Children of the World” for $77.99? The kids’ teeth alone are horror worthy. I’m shocked lol. The chicken phone is overpriced.

Things I didn’t buy at the thrift store:

@tomcoates Something amazing! What if a bunch of us made a rogue container garden somewhere bizarre. Out at the Sutro ruins? Up the middle of Divis? Geraniums for every secret staircase?

I mean at this rate I’ll be at 10-20 a week, 43-86 a month, 516-1032 a year. I mean what the hell am I supposed to do with all of those?!

The main problem with getting back into pottery as a way to calm down is that I produce too many damn pots. I’ve been doing it again less than a week and I now have sixteen on the go? Eleven are trimmed and ready for bisque firing and I’ve just thrown another five.

@missbeaux I just said "fuhhh" aloud.

I regret to inform you that the miu miu ballet flats are worth it.

@emilykmay @kristicw Oh no. I'm so sorry. If you can afford to, hire a little care every day, or do it in trade for care with another mom. It's totally normal to need that, especially in the first two years.

@kristicw 10000%. It’s hard for me to do nothing when I’m drowning 🫣

My husband hired a babysitter to come and play with my 1yo yesterday morning while I ran errands. This means that at 4:07 pm when 1yo picked up my tea and dumped it onto the carpet while loudly proclaiming “UH OH,” I calmly cleaned it up instead of coming undone 🙃

@AngryBlackLady He does not look like a guy who should be arguing against a wider gene pool.

@missbeaux All we have is each other.

@Maggie That’s so generous of you.

As the former Twitter CMO, I appreciate this little history lesson.

@mochamomma Kelly, I'm so sorry.

@missbeaux Good one.

My aunt was married seven times and shot and killed her last husband (in self defense)

It was $600. bergdorfgoodman.com/p/lobjet-haas-…

I got you something.

@BrokeAssStuart DMing a teenager, buying a guitar, argyle vest, excessive discussion about getting a thigh tattoo.

What's the dude version of getting bangs because you're going through some shit?

@missbeaux Refreshing to know I'm not the only person who thinks like this.

Time to start fostering deeper relationships so that I have friends to invite on my epic 50th birthday trip in 2025.