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if you don’t know what it means that golden pig capitalist swine rejected chappell roan, i don’t want to see you in that ticketmaster queue

scared to meet dnp what if i accidentally mimick their accent right in front of them

phil saying he Grew Up with wattpad when he was a whole ass adult at uni during its beta release. it isnt a running joke anymore. the bleach has gone to his brain and he genuinely thinks he is 29.

@phangiveforward i was planning on queuing for gold vip, but im worried i wont get it in time, do yall think if i dont get gold that ill still be able to at least get silver vip?

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i can't believe it took us 16 years to find out phil loves putting his arm around dan's shoulder

so cool they’re making a movie about dil

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Manifesting that the announcement is a tour but travelling costs are free and tickets are free and elon musk dies and trump goes to prison and food becomes affordable and

breaking my silence i hope it IS a tour

help im obsessed with dans high pitched mario impression

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they say only one person has outsmoked snoop dogg…

reaching AROUND his head to pull on his ear when he wants to hear something hes so fucking funny i dont like him

dan howell stoner truthers rise up

dan and phil aren’t announcing fast enough so i took his hair

okay so hear me out dan and phil are going to upload something in the month of june… now this might be a little far fetched but….what if they’re gay… i know this is unlikely but what if… just hear me out

how I’m gonna feel at the dnp tour (if it’s happening) seeing them for the first time ever

How to feels for Dan and Phil to say they're going to be doing Something at Some Time