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Day 4 of Quarantine: I’ve named all of my pillows after my coworkers and have started “Office Pranks”. I’m eagerly awaiting retaliation.

@JordanUhl I truly wish that having taxpayer funded child care and free healthcare wouldn’t end up like the DMV but the reality is that government funded programs run just as well as any other. Complete fucking garbage.

How’s this platform looking now?

@Guarromantico_ @_skeeto_

Acabas de pedir una pizza. Pones Mewtwo vs Mew en la tele. No hay clases mañana, a tus papás no les importa si te desvelas... Es una noche perfecta tienes 37 años, casi 39, el año es 2026

Cheating: bad. Cheating and naming your son after him: insane. Cheating and naming your son after him then flexing about it publicly online: diabolical.

@Mishbia15 @WorldWideWob Last night may have been the worst “nba” game I’ve ever tried to watch. It’s grossly incompetent officiating. This used to be a contact sport, now it’s two hand touch and it’s garbage.

I am 100% behind Devin Booker here. Last night was not a good look for our league. Let me be clear, we didn’t lose because of officiating, but that doesn’t make last night any less important. If the referees are going to demand respect from the players - as they should - then the players should demand respect from the referees. When a referee is missing calls and clearly disrespecting the players, almost mocking them, they must be held accountable. Nobody who loves this game enjoyed watching that last night. They want to see the players compete at the highest level. The league needs be far more aggressive about this kind of thing. All players and all fans deserve it.

Dillon Brooks refers to Shai Gilgeous-Alexander as “a little frail” while criticizing officials after Game 2: “This is the playoffs, a man's game. I used to watch this back when Michael Jordan was playing…when LeBron was younger, just physical basketball. I don't get why all the dropping, the falling and the flopping and flailing…and all this stuff is allowed when we get to the playoffs.”

Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. Republicans have fought for partisan gerrymanders across the United States of America. And these are the rules that they have set. And so if the Republican Party wanted to start this, they did this in North Carolina. They drew out three Democratic members of Congress in North Carolina. They did it in Texas. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over, doesn’t fight, and takes everything sitting down. And what they’re mad at right now is that we are here in a new day. And we have been asking the Democratic Party to stand up and fight, and now they did—and now the Republican Party doesn’t like the fact that they are fighting against someone who actually will stand up for the American people. So if Republicans decide that they would like to revisit a ban on partisan gerrymandering, I welcome them. We have the bill right here to end this all today. But they don’t want to, because they like pursuing and continuing to enact an unfair electoral landscape. And so we have an obligation to defend ourselves.

@mytechceoo @albertadevs @getaxal Lmao.

CEO obsessed with token maxxing

LOL Knicks really lost that.

@cturnbull1968 Second homes and barely making it in the same sentence. Lol.

If he can tax the second homes of millionaires, that are worth $5M or more, that means it’s only a matter of time before he goes after the second homes of average, hard working, everyday Americans that are barely making it. Diabolical.

@TheAstrosLocker FOH ASTRO FAN BOY. Nothing you ever say about the Dodgers will ever matter. #fuckcheaters

FOH with the prospect talk like they didn’t just pay Kyle Tucker $60M a year to be their fifth‑best hitter. The Dodgers are the best team in baseball because their payroll sits in its own tax bracket, miles above almost every other franchise, full stop. They have unlimited financial resources, so they’re not forced for trade prospects as much as other teams. When they do move someone good, it doesn’t matter. They can cover any mistake with another massive, deferred contract without blinking. The only meaningful difference between them and other well‑run teams is the budget. They’re the Rays with a stack of blank checks. They’ve drafted and developed very few true stars in the last decade; they bought the rest. Any conversation that ignores their spending is disingenuous at best. Stop acting like they’re some feel‑good story built on plucky underdogs and homegrown talent.

Shotime with 10 strikeouts!

@aaroncgarrett Bonds was a monster, but the juice will always leave an asterisk on his name. And he never pitched so Ohtani > Bonds.

I love Shohei Ohtani and Aaron Judge, they are both incredible players and hitters. But they’re nothing like Barry Bonds. Sometimes … they miss. Barry never missed. If you threw him something in the zone, it was gone. That’s the difference between Barry and Shohei/Judge.

oh my god. was trump told to tell the press that the image was "doctored," but misunderstood and told everyone that he was depicted as a "doctor"?

@KevinOConnor You’re an idiot.

With Victor Wembanyama on the floor, the Spurs generate far more layups for their point guard trio — a trio I spent all summer convinced wasn’t an ideal fit. De'Aaron Fox, Stephon Castle, and Dylan Harper are three downhill guards and none of them is a proven knockdown shooter. On paper the spacing math didn’t work. Mitch Johnson solved it by playing only one or two of them together at once. And Wemby handled the rest. Harper’s at-rim frequency jumps 15.5% with Wemby on the floor. Castle, 14.2%; Fox, 9.7%. More shots at the rim is one piece. More shots going in at a higher rate is the other. Every rotation player sees a jump, not just the guards. Devin Vassell’s true shooting climbs from 55.2% to 60.8%. Harrison Barnes from 58% to 64.7%. Julian Champagnie from 58.4% to 63.3%. Fox is the exception — his true shooting stays the same. Some of this increase is thanks to transition offense off stops. Most of it is Wemby’s gravity in the half-court. Gravity comes in different flavors. The first is simple spacing: his shooting pulls a big out of the paint and the guards drive into an empty lane. The more interesting one is what happens when he rolls. When off-ball defenders decide to stay home on shooters, the big man still needs to prevent a lob to Wemby, which means Fox, Castle and Harper can go one-on-one with a full head of steam and walk into layups. Of the nearly 400 handler/screener duos to log at least 100 pick-and-rolls this season, Fox/Wemby, Castle/Wemby and Harper/Wemby all rank in the 88th percentile or better in scoring efficiency. None of this shows up on his line. Wemby finishes those possessions with zero points and zero assists and jogs back down the floor, and the box score insists nothing happened. Something happened.

This is NOT an MVP debate. The MVP voting is silly and slanted at times. This is just an observation: A center just finished the season as the NBA leader in assists and rebound average (1st time ever) and 7th in scoring. A center did that. A center.

@KevinOConnor @YahooSports You’re a joke. Jokic is by far the best player in the league.

My 2026 NBA MVP ballot: 1. Victor Wembanyama 2. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander 3. Nikola Jokic I spent most of the season assuming I'd vote SGA. Then I looked closer. New column on @YahooSports: sports.yahoo.com/nba/article/th…

@OnyxOdds Jokic and it’s not close

The regular season is over ... Who's the NBA MVP?

@IsabellaMDeLuca How is this shocking information ? DuPont has been poisoning Americans for literally decades with PFAs. youtu.be/SC2eSujzrUY?si…

Lululemon, along with other legging brands, have forever chemicals in their clothes. These chemicals don’t just wash out. They don’t break down. And once they’re in your body— they don’t leave. These can be absorbed through the skin, which makes it worse when you learn that these forever chemicals are heavily concentrated in the crotch region of leggings. The most absorbent, sensitive skin on your body. Worn tight. For hours. Sometimes with no barrier. PFAS are linked to: hormone disruption, thyroid issues, live and kidney damage, increased cancer risk, and infertility. I hate it here.

The 2025-26 NBA Scoring Champion... Luka Dončić! 🪄 2nd scoring title in last 3 seasons 🪄 6th active player with multiple scoring titles 🪄 3rd season averaging 32+ PPG 🪄 5th Laker in franchise history to win scoring title 🪄 1st Laker to win scoring title since Kobe in 2006-07

@k1rallik Breaking news, corporations are still evil. Shocker!

> Netflix raised prices > Disney+ raised prices > HBO Max raised prices > Amazon just removed 4K from standard plan > YouTube Premium now $15.99/month > Family plan hit $26.99 > Average American spends ~$828/year on streaming We are paying MORE, getting LESS, and watching ads anyway. They didn't kill cable. They became it.