SYD BARRET.

@aka_lvn Hands now caked in pigeon 💩. Good skills but, nah....

When the map says "5-minute walk" but you refuse to get your brand new Nikes wet. Commitment level: absolute expert. Btw this badminton training.

@Keir_Starmer @GordonBrown Doe's the job come with a car that falls apart and oversized shoes??

Today I’m pleased to appoint @GordonBrown as my Special Envoy on Global Finance and Cooperation. As Britain’s longest-serving Chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience.

@SholaMos1 @EylonALevy Keep scamming and grifting "Dr" 😂😂

Are the Met Police trained by the IDF by any chance because EVERYBODY KNOWS you can disable 'a suicide vest' by kicking a prone, tasered, incapacitated criminal in the head several times. FYI @EylonALevy the only stupid cow is your mother. Boy, don't make me make time for you💅🏾

@ChampionsLeague Thanks for confirming you know nothing about football. Good at keeping the suits fed, watered and kept in luxurious hotels though. Diaz or Kvaratshkhelia were the outstanding choices for MOM. So blinkered its laughable...

Cold. #UCL | #POTM

@UntoTheeItrust @ChampionsLeague Hitting another part of the body should negate any penalty. Even if it didn't hit, there's no deliberate movement towards blocking the ball. It's natural to assume a defensive body position when about to be blasted at by a football ⚽️

@ChampionsLeague That was a controversial penalty against Bayern. How was that a penalty?

This is cinema. #UCL

@eurofootcom The only dissapointment is him. He's the most boring voiced man in football commentary.

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿😁 Alan Shearer: "I'm just smiling. There is ridiculous TALENT on this pitch... It was never going to disappoint this game, was it?" 📺🍿 (Amazon)

@ChampionsLeague Not as special as the muppets we have in the VAR box, penalty? No chance. Fuck @Fifa Fuck #ucl , fuck VAR. You are killing the game week by week. Suits only care about money themselves. Fuck off the lot of you.

Michael Olise is special. 🤫👈 #UCL

@a7uns @SkyNews And what's in it for the shooter? Financial gain? Or a potential bullet in the head from the secret services? So Trump set up this patsy for political gain and positive media attention. You're brain dead pal 💀

@SkyNews If ratings are low stage another assassination attempt. Text book Trump.

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@ChelseaFC How many millions do you want to waste on paying off managers, before you look at the internal issues employing these individuals ? I know you have deep pockets and clearly are good in the business arena, but bloody hell you're crap at sports, and importantly employing quality..

Club statement: Liam Rosenior

@ToonLibertarian @afneil Surely you mean a Raleigh "Grifter" ?

@afneil She is a Rolls Royce mind. He is a Raleigh Chipper.

A sight to behold indeed.

@BroadcastMoose @WestHam Surely the question is, thoughts on her now past achievements with West Ham? Are you really in a better position financially and a better team? You're a Premier league team in a rented stadium fgs...

Thoughts on Karren Brady leaving @WestHam

@alexfmac Carry on with a broken back? Engagement farming at its worst with this MF. You've got yer click, now FO and pretend to be offended by something else. Watershed moment 😶‍🌫️

I hope this photo is a watershed moment. Forced to carry on to the end of the race with a broken back. Collapsed & died after the finish line. RIP Gold Dancer. If you’re making money off this kind of suffering - how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

@dannykellywords Stay strong Danny, at least it wasn't Ivan Brackenbury trying to cheer you up !!!

Kelly Chemo Cantankerousness, day 14. In the waiting area before the toxins begin. It's gonna be tough. But they very kindly prepare you for nausea and vomit by playing "Classic 90s Hits" radio through the world's tinniest speaker. Luckily, I am armoured by my Spirit t-shirt.

@Kent_Online Junior journalists working again this bank holiday. Bloody hell, and you want subscriptions to read your 💩 😂

WHO AM I? Can you name the famous face pictured here?

@AuldCountry @Johnnypapa64 Wow, you presume I'm an Everton supporter 🙄. Chelsea is my team. I stand by my previous statement. Goalkeepers and strikers win and lose games, it's that simple. Eradicating goalkeepers from this inconsequential list is highlighting your lack of footballing knowledge .🥱👋🏻

@AuldCountry @Johnnypapa64 Absolute Rubbish. No team of merit has won anything without a grade A goalkeeper. Neville Southall in his pomp was the best keeper I had the pleasure to watch.

The Four Four Two Top 25 British Players of All Time (Not sure I agree with all of this no Archie Gemmill? No Peter Shilton?)

@Kieren_Lewis @AlexHolgate1982 @Simsy_RS @prodnose Agreed, as with @prodnose still image, clear and obvious error ? Sanitising football just like modern life. Sports and living was just that, for enjoyment!! Everyone is so scared of upsetting people, life is becoming sterile..

@AlexHolgate1982 @Simsy_RS @prodnose He can score a goal with that part of his arm from the half way line? Puskas award incoming

Look at this bullshit. This is what football supporters have been cowed into accepting in their game by television. Fuck off television. And every single vampire creep who is an apologist for this nonsense

@doris_from Supermarket potatoes looking at the grey element of the slices, use on the day Doris never a day later! 😑

Cauliflower hotpot pie is go. This is not a drill.

@ThickNorthern @doris_from 😂😂

@doris_from Fish looks cracking. Chips look like they've been cooked in factor 50 Other than that 👌

Tea.

@jeremycorbyn Fucking retire from public life, you absolute despicable weak excuse of a man...

The problems we face are not caused by migrants or refugees. They are caused by an economic system rigged in favour of corporations and billionaires. We are a mass movement for a kinder world. Together, we can take on the far-right — and win.