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me trying to convince my grandmother to buy the new airpods so she can buy them and then forget about them and i can take them for myself when i come back in a couple months

I still think Irv’s outtie is Carmine Falcone. #Severance

my barber be asking me politely if he can give me enhancements

man celery taste so stupid

why do motorcycle owners have this inherent desire to go 2x faster than cars on the interstate. like i get bruv it you have a bicycle

uh oh madden gotta change animations now for like the first time in 30 years

today i got asked if i currently play basketball

old black lady at a continental breakfast in frisco, texas: “do you play basketball? are you training?”

i’m going to start a “do you play basketball” thread. every time someone asks me: “are you on the team?” “what position you play?” “when’s your next game?” it’s getting added to the counter. we are at one so far

WHO HAS THE MEATS? We present a list of FBS schools ranked by how close their stadium is to an Arby's. TULSA AND MARSHALL TOP MEAT MOUNTAIN!

i stg i just watched 3 titanium iphone commercials in a row

who’s tryna take a trip to vegas just to eat everywhere keith lee eats

Daniel Jones dreaming about Micah Parsons and the Cowboys defense tonight twitter.com/BagelTiger/sta…

@NFL @dallascowboys

our good sis has gone to glory. 🩵

@averymartn i can’t believe the end is ending 😪

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swear if i see a x app icon i’m chucking my phone

Happy heavenly birthday to MF DOOM 🕊️

he looks like he’s itching to tell you a riddle

i’m afraid to download bc i don’t wanna betray my community

what is threads and why don’t y’all just use twitter instead