tendai mawela

@Bakari_sibanda 🤭🤭😂tisiye

Then we have those who struggle with STUFF vs STAFF🤭😂

@mandy1462463 @ThendoRalph 😂😂🤭

@ThendoRalph Robin's hands😭

As long as they can transfer money.

@odedanilo Red

what is that one color you never get tired of wearing??

@BVChironga Happy birthday 🥳🥳

Thank you Lord for all you've done. I am grateful! Farmercist's prescription 3X a day today 😆🙏👩‍🌾

@loiceMututuvar1 😂😂😊 nyaya yapisa iyi.

ngl.link/loicemututuvar1 🤣🤣🙌🏽

@PhiriTofara Muendese zvako iwe wozodzoka wotiudza kana apedza college.🤭🤭

you definitely have a soft spot for maids aaaaah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@MlamboBrandonp Fuel🤭🤭

What should i buy with this fellow?

@InessaTori7603 I had a bad stomachache last week,woke up then went back to bed(i never do that),ndobva ndarota mbuya vangu vachiti "uri kurwara and i said yes" then she pocked my stomach i woke up later and the tummy ache was gone🤷‍♀️(gogo is alive).i usually forget dreams but this one shocked me

Strange but true For years, I would randomly pass out and be rushed to hospital. I was later diagnosed with a heart condition. For a long time , Supraventricular Tachycardia (SVT) ran my life. I would suddenly pass out and wake up in a hospital, my heart racing beyond control. Medication became my routine, and fear quietly shaped my days. I even tried to change schools just to stay closer to better care but the process always took long. Then one night, I had a dream. I was getting a heart transplant. I woke up and forgot about it. But from that day, the episodes stopped. At my next routine checkup, the doctor told me I didn’t need the medication anymore since the episodes had stopped.I went home with instructions of what to do in case I felt my heart starting to race. It’s been 8 years. No explanation. Have you ever experienced something you couldn’t explain?

@praisechox @namandisa my gospel hakuna zviriko uko especially when you are young

Young people are waking up.“ED will die one day then what?” Listen carefully. #NoToCAB3

@Afri_core @SimplyMdawini 🤭🤭🙈 hayi chomi you are exposing yourself now.

@SimplyMdawini Where did they attend tertiary education back in the 1980s?

To think we were once manipulated into thinking Zimbabweans are more educated than us. Who came up with this trick?

@VMusinachirevo Inhema kuda kungopinza vanhu fear chete.

The police walked shop by shop in Kuwadzana 5 ordering for closure last night. They arrived around 8:30 Pm and by 9pm Kuwadzana 5 shops had been totally deserted.We asked them why they were doing so zvikahi nhasi kwakaipa pane zviri kunetsa kumusoro.

@InessaTori7603 @CrimeWatchZW Imagine nenhamo iri kuno kumusha mumhu otoita hake zvisina basa pane kuti ashande nxaaaaa

@maiGabbs @CrimeWatchZW Kutonoita barika musango imomo🙈

A Ghanaian man, Kofi Offeh, who called himself the “King of Kubala,” has been deported from Scotland to Ghana. He was in a polygamous relationship with a Zimbabwean woman, Jean Gasho (43), and an American woman, Kaura Taylor. The group had been living in a forest near Jedburgh. They claimed the land had been taken from Offeh’s ancestors about 400 years ago and said they were reclaiming it. They refused to recognise the authority of the courts after being ordered to leave. All three were arrested on suspicion of immigration offences, but Offeh was the first to be deported. Earlier this week, local media filmed him arriving at Kotoka International Airport in Accra, Ghana.

@MlamboBrandonp 🤭🤭 ndakambozvitaura kuti varume you can cheat as long as pasina anozviziva they will take you back😂ava vakatodzokerana ava the guy is just bothered nazvo chete.

Help our brother ,mupeiwo zano

@InessaTori7603 @CrimeWatchZW 😂😂

@CrimeWatchZW Women! Hakuna asina wake Chokwadi🙈

@namandisa 😬😬

@maigabbs 😡

@avocado_wacho True stew yacho but braai🤤🤤

Pork is just pressure That meat is not even delicious 😂

@zimpricecheck Kungodawo kungonzi mataura apa

We can say with absolute certainty that US$200 is more than enough for family groceries. In fact, we know families that live on US$20 per month, although that's possible only because the people often supplement their supplies through subsistence farming. If you think US$200 is not enough, please DM us and tell us what you are buying. Maybe we can help you make some savings.

@VaNyakudya 😂😂

If the money you are paying civil servants is enough let us marry your daughters 😂

@BlessingStylz mmmmmm good luck and please update us🤭

Mhh how to tell the Mrs to get a pixie cut WITHOUT letting her know i know what a pixie cut is and where i have seen it?

@Am_Blujay 😂😂

When you report someone to the police, don’t forget the important phrase: “He said he is not afraid, even if the whole police station comes.” 😂😂