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Last year we bought these scrawny heifers in frame 1. TLC brought us to this, frame 2, barely a year later…

PLEASE SHARE🙏🏾 | I work at Chikurubi prison. Please help bring justice for an inmate who was murd€r€d by a Prison officer at Chikurubi farm Prison. The name of the officer is Stewan Kakumure. The assauIt took place at the Farm garden on Thursday 19 March 2026. It seems there is a spirited attempt to conceal this crime. The inmate di€d as a result of the attack. Two other inmates are currently receiving treatment complaining of chest pains. @PoliceZimbabwe, please look into this matter!

@TheLifeZoomer Tozvinyaradza toti pastor munhuwo, anokanganisa. But on the other hand, woe to him who pushes away others from Christ! Chii chakadaro 😳 After all is said and done..... We move 🚶‍♀️

THREAD PART 1: My 2001 wedding almost got blocked by the church Pastor and I didn’t see it coming. 😅 May 2001. I did everything right. Informed elders: Wedding in August. Committee formed. Plans approved. Everything smooth. Too smooth… 🚩😂 We were the only Adventists in both families. So we agreed: No alcohol Gospel music only I even brought the DJ playlist for approval like I was submitting an exam 😭 The committee approved everything. Then plot twist. Current Pastor gets transferred. New one comes in. Problem? He can’t officiate weddings. But he says: “Don’t worry, a Pastor from Bulawayo will come.” We believed him. June comes - We follow up. Same answer: “Don’t worry, he will be there.” Meanwhile: I must pay transport And quoted upkeep fee for his convenience. Sponsoring my own Pastor 😭 Then BOOM 💣 Next Committee meeting. Message from Pastor: “You can’t use the church.” Reason? We had sinned. We had sex before marriage and the evidence was there😀 We were censured Translation: Church weddings are for the ones with no evidence they had sex before marriage😭 I asked: “But others just got married like this before us” Answer: “Conference’s new rule introduced last month.” Ah yes, Rules that arrive exactly when you need them. 😂 Last few months prior, never heard any announcement about such a new rule😀 But who can argue with the man of God. I swallowed it. “Fine, I’ll find another venue.” Inside? Finished. My wife? Calm. Quiet. Sitting next to me like, “We move.” ❤️ We found Edmund Davies Hall. Honestly? Better than the church 😅 But still, We wanted that church blessing. But apparently, we didn’t qualify. I felt really sinful and resented the church building for a moment. That night I prayed: “Lord, I accept. Forgive me. Bless whatever happens next.” Peace came. Then chaos resumed immediately 😭

𝗪𝗛𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗦 𝗥𝗨𝗧𝗘𝗡𝗗𝗢 𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗚𝗘𝗗 𝗦𝗜𝗗𝗘𝗦? Hi my brother Godfrey, Rutendo hasn't changed sides. I still believe in telling the good Zimbabwe story and promoting the nation BUT: 1. I don't believe in telling the good story for leaders that want to force a constitutional amendment that gives the President a term extension through parliamentary majority, without a referendum. 2. I don't want an underpaid, incompetent, and self-serving parliament like the one we have in Zimbabwe, picking our President based on who bribes the 200 MPs with more money, because then what happens in future when we as a nation don’t want a rich President (future President, not this one) who bribes parliament and only enriches himself and his allies, to continue governing? 3. I don’t want to give a term extension to a President who allows our state apparatus to be used to beat, imprison, and burn the property of those who disagree with him, risking the country being put under new sanctions or being invaded by the West. 4. For over seven years I told the good story about this administration, I fought sanctions, defended Zimbabweans working in South Africa from being deported so that they continue remitting foreign currency back home, and they [the administration] benefited immensely from my work because I believed in their vision and the nation. Despite all this good work, they did not appreciate me and instead they rewarded other people for the outcomes of my work. So, am I bitter? No, I'm not because I followed a vision that I believed. However, I now disagree with the new vision of extending the term of the President without referendum, for the reasons I give above. As a result, I've stopped telling this new story because it’s not a good story, and I am openly giving reasons why I can’t support a term extension for this President, without referendum, as a warning of the dangers inherent in this new vision. Some say that me no-longer telling their good story and being more critical is me selling out. No! It’s me choosing to stop telling the story of a vision/plan that I don’t believe in. Let’s just remind each other that I was never paid to tell the good story in the first place, but I believed in their vision hence I supported it. However, now, I don’t believe in the new direction hence I have chosen to stop telling that story that I don’t believe in, and to give reasons why I don’t believe in it.

Eish 😏

@bla_bidza Mudeedzei, Ray, Ray, huya pano!"

Ko nhai Ray Kaukonde akazoyenda nekupi? 😂😂

@Art0fThinking Tranquility

What's the first word that comes to mind?

@TendayiZinyama Mari haisi kukwana , Dai ma civil servant achihora mari ine musoro dai tuckshop yako ichafamba wangu. Because those are your target market. Hapana paunozomboona Chibhayo achiuya paka tuckshop kuzotenga ndivava vanhu vamunodzvinyirira kuti vasapiwe mari. Wake up and smell the cof

@VickyRueM @CrimeWatchZW Thanks. Will ask more at a later stage

@BVChironga @CrimeWatchZW Boys are allowed

Jared Boka, a 13-year-old Form 1 student at Falcon College, has died after drowning in a dam on the school grounds. He had gone fishing with a friend at Quiet Waters Dam. While there, the two boys used a canoe to go onto the water, but it capsised. Jared drowned, while his friend managed to swim to the shore and call for help.

FIRST OFFENSE, NO SECOND CHANCES! ✂️ If you have sex with a child 13 yrs old or younger in Louisiana, you WILL be castrated on your first offense. Some are calling this law "barbaric" and say offenders can be reformed. Is castration a just punishment on the first offense?

If you just walk 8-10 k steps a day, lift 3-4 times a week and eat 300-400 calories under your maintenance calories 90% of the time, you will hit your dream physique in 4-6 months pretty easily, I feel like so many people out there overcomplicate health and fitness too much

@maguranyanga @CrimeWatchZW There are people who will know more. They are responding. Thank you very much

@BVChironga @CrimeWatchZW So you think all of the details will be out first instance🤷🏽‍♀️

@smartchicT @melodymbira @CrimeWatchZW And canoeing is allowed, unsupervised?

@BVChironga @melodymbira @CrimeWatchZW They had gone fishing kudhamu, not swimming. The school has a pool for that. Kunoraura

Any price indication of setup?

@Newzroom405 Why is the Oceagate submersible coming to my mind?

[WATCH] The Border Management Authority has deployed amphibious vehicles at Beitbridge to patrol the Limpopo River to curb illegal border crossings. #Newzroom405's Scara Mafokoane has more.

Finally!

@melodymbira @CrimeWatchZW Do they also swim unsupervised?

@BVChironga @CrimeWatchZW Yes they are allowed and the boys love it. This is a painful tragedy

@louistchihata On it now. Will share results if positive 😆

@BVChironga Have you tried intermittent fasting before, it’s a good , healthy way of losing weight.

What a transformation! Please share the how. We are struggling too outchea 🙃

@MangavaPhillip @Mcdhoni11 @CrimeWatchZW Hello this is a school! Everything must be supervised

@Mcdhoni11 @CrimeWatchZW I've never heard of supervised fishing. The boys initially went fishing but decided to use a canoe. That's when tragedy struck.

Vainge vasungirweiko?