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Raise up @ChelseaFC I came with my good luck juju #COYB

@CesarAzpi @Osasuna @OM_Officiel @ChelseaFC @Atleti @SevillaFC @SEFutbol @ChampionsLeague @EuropaLeague @fifaworldcup_es Thank you for everything Dave

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

@MMDiamond94 Fb bro

Use to be Pro Advocate of kicking illegal immigrants out of SA until I saw that most of these people do it from a jealousy standpoint. Someone shows you documents that state that he's legally in SA but you still forcefully deny his kids entry to a park because they're foreigners.

@MMDiamond94 @noksssss78127 @Anunakin Following you chief 🙏🏽

@noksssss78127 @Anunakin Earned not given. I didn't just wake up and got handed a job. I'm from the bottom slump of Mitchell's Plain. From a poor household like most. Went to school in Elsies River and attend UCT on bursary. My focus and dedication got me my job as a chartered accountant in Joburg.

30 JUNE 2026! South Africa must be ungovernable!

@Elia____eliah @MMDiamond94 @Anunakin This thinking is the reason your kids take drugs, stop wishing people bad and work hard for the better future of your kids

@MMDiamond94 @Anunakin wait until ur kid eat their drugs...you will hate that hardwork ur speaking about.

@jccongo @somtsheu @Sentletse @HomeAffairsSA He/she will never understand, they are very dumb

@somtsheu @Sentletse @HomeAffairsSA This is a specific office in the home affairs, they call it "IMMIGRATION " and they do have a specific centre specialized with refugees affairs. It is not that mama who you face for your birth certificate. I just made it simple for you. Hope now you understand.

They claimed that they don’t want undocumented foreign nationals. Home Affairs verifies them and confirms that all 300 are documented, barring one, they accuse it of lying. Did you want their status verified or not? This was never about undocumented foreign nationals.

Favorable calls by the PGMOL that made Arsenal champions

@Arsenal For the first time in this app

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

@damzychillin Rudigar

Guess the player Very hard

@Tunnykvng Maybe on managers “here we go”

Is there a “here we go” tweet with more likes than this?

@currentiyke For mental health, delete it

Never delete chats of anyone you've had something with before separating. Never!

@spectatorindex @FollowMakhi Why they left out aso rock

BREAKING: Trump says US has killed ISIS commander in Nigeria

@YulEdochie You’re too busy napping tinubu mumu

I’ve been cold since the news of Alex Ekubo’s passing broke. Ikuku you no do us well oo, you no do us well at all. You should have informed some of us your good friends, privately, that you were sick. We for come dey with you, everybody go off phone come. To spend time with you and give you strength. You never know, help could come from where you least expected. This style of blanking everyone till death, e no good oo Chief Ikuku. The pain you inflicted on us is terrible. 💔💔💔

@Knick_RSA @zizipho50 When are you gonna get tired on hating your fellow Africans

@zizipho50 I applaud her for this! Going to school to equip yourself will never be out of fashion.

🚨Breaking News🚨 Zandile Dabula leader of Operation Dudula has just resigned as a Leader and Member of Operation Dudula. She says she has not abandoned the struggle..🤭🤭Yhooo uthi she is also going back to school to better equip herself🥺

@Kvnqzlayer @tbest_dir @Emmzy1966376 @UTDBLAKE1 @_nseobong The question, do you have what he shown on the video?

@makaayofficial @tbest_dir @Emmzy1966376 @UTDBLAKE1 @_nseobong Okay nor be name again na wetin e look like? Sharp🥴 I Dey wait for the next one

May 30, I burst laugh 😂😂😂😂😂

@Kvnqzlayer @tbest_dir @Emmzy1966376 @UTDBLAKE1 @_nseobong They change format doesn’t mean you have a trophy looking like what he shows

@tbest_dir @Emmzy1966376 @UTDBLAKE1 @_nseobong You be just mumu, dem change format nor mean say nor be him dem Dey play since 05’ abi 06 sef

I was played and I've had to humble myself to this reality. Gayton McKenzie really disappointed me & did an immediate 180 after joining parliament & becoming a cabinet minister. I don't see myself ever voting for him again. I know politicians are scam-artists, but this one has been too deep for me. Money & power rule over morals & the will of the people.

@penuelist_ @Katlegomdouva @daddyhope People vote according to the hate of foreigners but forget that it’s a strategy for politicians to get to power, even ActionSA get president today, I’m telling you that for free. Nothing will ever change. Mashaba will be the worse after that loud mouth

“Abahambe, vote for me and I will deal with ANC failed policies.” January, 2024. “I will never vote against the ANC President even if he is found guilty.” June, 2026. That is politicians for you, the real issue is not that they lie, the real issue is are you smart enough to know that you have been played.

@FinPlanKaluAja1 Correction “the boy speaking below”

The South African Xenophobia is fueled by South African politicians and the Government. They view it as a vote-winner. It's exactly what the Nazi did in Germany in the 1930s, single out a group of people and blame them for the economic woes of the nation. The guy speaking below is a former Mayor of Joburg. This is their elite. Africa needs to move more quickly on this and take necessary reciprocal action against the government of South Africa, as a body.

In as much as my siblings and friends called me by my nickname, my mum never does that, the only thing she can do is call the short form of my name. African mothers 🤣

@FollowMakhi @GaytonMcK You believe this kak story

@GaytonMcK If the funds made available,now the ball is on the SAFA's, your part is done and thank you

FIfA rules are clear that VAR can only be implemented through the Soccer Controlling Body which is SAFA, We have made the money available, we have funded a fact finding mission to Spain & UK to look at possible VARs, pls tell me what more you suggest I can do?