An Actual Shawn

Feels like shit watching this rotation ball out and the bats look like a dumpster fire

Olson - what gives? Murphy - hurt, then non-existent offensively. Harris - again great defensively but lacking at the plate when they need something. Acuna, Albies, and Riley were all underperformed before injury. Soler and obviously Duvall are not the '21 versions of themselves

Two hits. At home. Against the Reds playing in garbage time. Don't care how many starters are injured, everyone wearing a Braves uni that isn't a pitcher or named Ozuna has been an utter disappointment (with regards and exception to most of the post-injuries additions)

Listen I don't know shit about this dude and assumed on what little I did know that there was some kind of shady at minimum underbelly that would come out. But this, this is just the face of high functioning autism. Source, dude on the spectrum (me).

Sale might (again, as usual) "have it" tonight

Welp we're three batters in and I can already tell you barring a god-tier performance from Sale or Ozuna this team is ready to pants itself again. Great stuff, real fun.

@Braves Fucking pathetic

Final: Rockies 9, #Braves 8.

Give up a 7 run 8th to blow a game. Great shit. Team doesn't belong in the playoffs, fucking pathetic.

Hey #Braves please stop sucking 👍

@SkeptikSystem 😍

Gonna miss this lighting. Selfie game strong 💪 📸 how’s yours?? #slay

@D_Penton_sports @Braves Yes

@Braves Matzek will be DFAed in a few weeks and we’ll just get him back

The Atlanta #Braves today acquired RHP Luke Jackson and OF Jorge Soler from the San Francisco Giants in exchange for LHP Tyler Matzek and minor-league INF Sabin Ceballos.

HIGH FLY BALL TO LEFT AND GOODBYE! I'm pumped

OH FUCK LUKE IS BACK TOO

YES JORGE SOLER FUCK YES LETS GO #braves

Big Bear is the NL MVP. Dissenting opinions unwelcome.

@SkeptikSystem 🥵 jeebus

Pobody’s Nerfect…

@SkeptikSystem 😉

D A T E L I N E

Today in hellworld, false advertising made legal!

Did I mention I love this beautiful lil sparkplug?