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If Donald Trump was having a heart attack and you had 5 minutes to save him, what kind of sandwich would you make?

@RonFilipkowski @Acyn Could he possibly be more stupid

In Uno that means you are losing.

@FoxNews Will treat him with the same respect Trump showed Mueller.

@YZSIISZY @CNN He wouldn’t know what a humanitarian gesture was if it hit him over the head

@CNN So, Trumps illegal WAR in Iran on behalf of Israel will restart tomorrow?

Everyone, E X H A L E #RepBX Ben Rice seemed to have avoided any major injuries after taking a hit to the wrist on an attempted pick off

@atrupar Your daily reminder

RADDATZ: I'm talking about now. What is your message to Americans now who are suffering because of these gas prices? SEAN DUFFY: We just went through tax season. I'm talking about their tax refunds RADDATZ: Clearly they're not feeling it DUFFY: Energy prices have come up, you're right. But you have to look at the president to say, 'What does a leader do?'

The people who said they were going to fix everything on day one are still blaming Joe Biden almost 500 days later.

@atrupar Oh ffs 🙄

Blanche: "There's a lot of things we can be doing, like voter ID. Every time you walk into a restaurant you have to show ID. How about you have to show your idea to vote? That's not anything that's crazy."

The people who promised to fix everything on day 1 are still out here blaming Joe Biden on day 467.

@realKyleKeegan @Scott67792955 I knew it would be bad, but I never imagined it will be destroy the free world bad.

Good morning to everyone who knew on the day he came down the escalator exactly where this bullshit was headed.

Spirit Airlines just went out of business. Spirit Airlines was driven out of business because they COULD NO LONGER AFFORD TO FUEL THEIR AIRPLANES. The rising cost of fuel? That's not Obama. That's not Biden. THAT'S TRUMP.

CONNER STORRIE WHAAAATTT #SNL

@RpsAgainstTrump @cozzmo73 So much for “toning down the rhetoric” 😡

In another unhinged Truth Social rant, Trump calls Democrats “treasonous,” claims they’re “trying to destabilize the United States… in what some would call a war.” (Trump himself has repeatedly called this a “war.”)

He didn't start any wars. He didn't alienate our allies. He created/recovered 16M jobs. He signed the infrastructure bill. He signed the CHIPS Act. He signed the PACT Act. He didn't build monuments to glorify himself. He didn't use the presidency to enrich himself. He didn't threaten to wipe out an entire civilization. We were BETTER off under Biden.

You have to be completely delusional not to see how much worse the world is right now compared to before Trump. He has been a total disaster in every single way. The damage he has done globally is undeniable

America hates Donald Trump.

Only in America can one party control the White House, the Senate, the House of Representatives, win the popular vote, and hold the majority of governorships—and still blame the other party for everything wrong with the country.

@Acyn Dogs hate him.

Trump says he was pushed to get a dog when he was elected but rejected the idea. “It’s not going to work for me… Every president's had a dog because they do it for votes. Some of them do it because they love the dog, probably most of would do it for votes… I thought it would look quite fake”

Trump: I do a lot of things that are impossible to do, like becoming president 3 times

@atrupar Other prices ARE NOT WAY DOWN

Trump: "Gasoline is high. Other prices are way down, but gasoline is high. But when this is over, you'll have a world without a nuclear weapon with Iran."