Andy M.

Two minute storm in #Brampton, ON...but the flowers survived! @weathernetwork

“@stats_canada: 18,670 residents of Ottawa, ON have been arrested for public urination today” @jay_zimmz that's you

Somehow, someway, things just kind of work out. Head up, spirits up.

@BigO_Paquette @brunomars SAME

@JAGnew7 lucky! Tonight I will be doing dancefloor squats.

@DPanacci @stephpacheco25 way to die # 1,237

4 girls in a hot tub for 3 hours. 1,000 ways to die. @StephPacheco25

@JAGnew7 maybe girls that deadlift

@kailaa91 i miss Neopets!!

@JAGnew7 lolz good luck with that one. Remember, happy wife happy life...

“@stats_canada: 95% of Canadians are really excited about Target coming to Canada and can't wait to find out what a Target is” @Dum_Cumpster

@LawrenceBurke check your twitter inbox

@LawrenceBurke how broken, missing, or dead is Sam's phone?

@LawrenceBurke you and your brother are the worst. Tell him to charge his phone.

“@omgthatspunny: I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.” @JordanDouce

There is love in this life that neither distance nor time even dare to touch.

"So where you girls from?" "Brampton" "but...you're not coloured. Good for you girls!" #brownguyatthebar

If Saturday morning can't start with a man in my bed, the 2nd best thing's gotta be @BrunoMars getting me out of it.

@jay_zimmz thats pretty cool but at the same time, FUCK WAVELETS. Have fun in Texas :D

@LawrenceBurke he's my second favourite Sammy!