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@1Richardh Any idea where people are drinking beforehand? I’m living here and going to the match tonight (hiding in the home end).

Morning Stockholm #matchday #gawa

Yeah! Fuck those hungry kids and your colleagues who want better for them! Well in, @JoshuaGarfield.

@alshadowdancer This has prompted me to stick it on for the journey to my mate’s 40th. Been years. Has aged much better than a lot of stuff that was very popular at the time.

15 years ago today

@HassayJohn PYAR DURT

buttermilk spice brined fried chicken about to get the general burger treatment with dirty bitch synthetic cheese, fresh pickled pink onions, kewpie mayo, spinach and toasted brioche bun.

@SixNationsRugby Die wit Kant

What are the 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 in rugby? 🏉

@alittamakim @Edward__Bernays Why does he hold up his finger afterwards? What is he trying to indicate with his body language?

@Edward__Bernays No freudian slip, folk means people

@jimmydurk @yodanrees @AFC_GLEN I’m not gonna say you’re wrong.

@mal_kennedy @yodanrees @AFC_GLEN And continue to 😉

Sheffield United at home 😭

@jimmydurk @yodanrees @AFC_GLEN I’m sure you rinsed Poch for plenty too

@mal_kennedy @yodanrees @AFC_GLEN Not saying he was wrong

@jimmydurk @yodanrees @AFC_GLEN 👀

@yodanrees @AFC_GLEN Tbf you rinsed klopp for similar

TFW you see the exile, Jar Jar Binks, rockin up with a couple of Jedi.

It’s live

For me, the value of making art is creating something that only YOU can create and no one else can. It doesn’t matter whether you use a camera, a computer, a paintbrush or some typed words, as long as the end result is unique to you and your vision.

Benandonner on his way back to Scotland:

The unprovoked and unjustified full-scale invasion of Ukraine by Russia is a blatant violation of international law. One year on, 🇮🇪 continues to stand with 🇺🇦 in solidarity. We will support Ukraine for as long as it takes. #StandWithUkraine

Another golden opportunity for @JuliaHB1 to re-evaluate the kind of people she aligns herself with that she will absolutely refuse to take.

@mutablejoe They’re good dogs jon

if every dog is a good dog then no dogs are good dogs

before twitter disappears I want to share with you that the account that rates dogs is a lie, every dog is rated as a good dog and this cowardly refusal to judge as promised means the account is meaningless

Mastodon are one of my favourite metal bands ever #Mastodon

@HassayJohn Is that some type of fancy humidifier, Hass? Our Rory has a bit of asthma that means every slight cold becomes a month of coughing through the night.

chesty cough? get these on the go.

@Saspo Probably fine