Malbanyat (carlos)

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@Gianko @LedVarela

hay gente q vive de jugar PowerWash Simulator en la vida real 😩😩😩

Cryo

Qué callada de boca tan histórica que le dieron estos bichos a todos los non-believers y grifters que se estaban quejando que Bungie sugirió a los reviewers esperar que saliera Cryo. Tenían razón.

@kosmitas @ToonHive

Mickey Mouse has officially crossed over with Bluey. The short is now streaming on Disney+. 🎬

Es kinda crazy que un juego como Marathon que es el pináculo de todos los aprendizajes de Destiny y Halo sale y recibe tanto odio porque no es una campaña FPS de 8h.

@Gianko Lo de las bolotas?

@malbanyat me curé viste

fui a sacarme el carnet de discapacidad y me dijeron q el diagnostico estaba vencido y q trajera uno nuevo asi q panas me curé supongo

Seen this viral tweet about a portable audio jammer? Looks cool, right? It also looks quite similar to 100s products sold on Alibaba & in spy shops for years. Or as DIY kits for $50 in parts. They use ultrasonic noise to overwhelm very close-by microphones. I'm skeptical about the price tag & way it's being marketed, and I'd like to share why: it seems to me that what differentiates this, aside from the privacy-aligned language, are claims that sound to me like they've developed "novel physics" & use AI to detect microphones. This would be extraordinary and would require equally extraordinary proof if true. I suspect that the reality may be more like using WiFi etc to scan for devices. This is not novel physics. The problem: many of the microphones that people are most worried about don't emit wifi or bluetooth etc. Or could be a phone in airplane mode. Etc. Additional issues around ultrasonic jamming? Complex range limitations, issues with room reflections, fabric absorbing emissions from your jammer, obstructions etc.. A phone in a fabric pocket might not be defeated by this device reliably, for example. Critically also: the range of this kind of tech is the distance between the emitter and the microphone. Not between you and the unwanted microphone. So if you are in a normal size room and the microphone is, say, 3 meters from you in the ceiling, or on the other side of the couch, it might well still hear you clearly. Consider asking your friendly local expert in audio, physics, or security before purchasing or investing in this product. I'm not one of those. Source of my understanding: I spent some time a few years ago planning to assemble such a device and read a lot of papers. I may be wrong in my understanding (or missing something!) and would happily correct if I've misunderstood what they are offering. To learn more about this popular and well-known category of object, watch @LinusTech from a year ago youtube.com/watch?v=FyeCn7…

En plan no me puede saber más a culo si Marathon vende 11M de copias. Estoy feliz que pude jugar un rato el finde con mis amigos entre un montón de trabajo y ahora tengo varios fondos de pantalla nuevos.

@rollingrebeca @rockyandgrace

@rockyandgrace @malbanyat gracias por ser mi gay autistic friend.

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What the actual f**k!

What?

I ported Super Monkey Ball to a website. You can access it in the replies. (or just type what you see in the video, I'm not your boss.)

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