rebe, c.a

that’s why i recommend not taking days off. work 7/7 days.

Marry them

Una noia mor deshidratada perquè el seu nòvio no li va anar a buscar un got d'aigua abans d'anar a dormir

te digo tu edad mental de acuerdo al tipo de entrada que compras para un concierto.

how it feels ✨

racking my brain for interesting second date ideas and coming up hard against the realization that most of what i ever want to do is read books and eat in restaurants

what the fuck is sam levinson’s problem

a lockdown WITH chatgpt is going to send people into psychosis i stg

You come to me today, on a Friday afternoon, to ask me to do the job that I'm paid to do? This I cannot do

i always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

Too much availability kills ur value. Don't show up for work on Monday.

Es complicado, todos mis amigos son inmigrantes o lgbts

En el trabajo nos preguntaron qué cosas nos cambiaron la vida, yo dije tener una Kindle y mi compañera encontrar a Jesús 😭

mi efecto mandela personal va a ser que siento sign of the times se escribió para project hail mary. no entiendo en qué otro contexto puede existir esa canción.

collecting compensations.

soc massa mediterrània, a mi posa’m una birra, unes braves i bona companyia a una terrasseta al sol i no puc imaginar un pla millor

you saved my life from the fate of ophelia. (by leaving ophelia to be and get the f*ck out.)