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“your honor, i already fucked the alien. dibs.”
ALEN SERESS (he/him)@AlenSeress
Phm is so much better from Rocky's perspective I know everybody and their mom has already said it but I love it when humans are the extraterrestrial ones (in a non-coloniser way) imagine trying to explain to your government that you basically kidnapped an alien
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i cant help myself i needed to make an eridian i love them so much AUGH #projecthailmary
EmptyJr⭐️🔭🐝 (COMMS-Closed)@Empty_jr
Erid-sona Template for any who wish. The idea was logs and observations for Grace to send back to earth. And my guy, he's a piece of obsidian that spends All Day everyday in the universal thrum. He is making music. He is mukbanging. He is not vibing with grace
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Based on this but also broadening the thought and thinking about non-sexual dom/sub gracerocky
Rocky realizing that sometimes Grace calms down and his vitals level out after he gives him a task to do and focus on.
So he makes sure to occasionally throw out
📓@seven0148
Thinking about the tool belt and straps Rocky wears and the thought of Grace becoming.. very attached to them. He ends up fixating on them whenever Rocky’s working and at first Rocky thinks it’s scientific interest so he offers to give them over to grace to inspect.
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Rocky learns that birthdays are a big deal on Earth so he throws Grace the biggest party and Grace is a little thrown off at first because he's decidedly Not a huge fan of big parties but it turns out to be a Grace-related Thrum & once Grace tunes in he just starts bawling (1/2)
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keep hearing rocky say "grace never make love on earth with other human, question?" so if I'm ever released from the rattling chains of capitalism I know what my next oneshot fic will be. adore humiliating that man by making him admit vulnerability & then rewarding him with love
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WHAT THE FUCK @FoxNews JUST CUT OFF A REPORTER AS SHE SAID SOMEONE TOLD HER BEFORE THE SHOOTING THAT IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!?
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I know the American education system will never have an internet literacy class bc it’s not in the state’s interest but this would be the kind of stuff people should learn before they’re allowed to vote
MeidasTouch@MeidasTouch
MAGA accounts tweet in unison about the need for a White House ballroom following WHCD incident
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Wait when was this manifesto supposedly written?
Because that second page is written from the perspective of him walking in to the hotel while guests are already arriving to the ballroom…
Where and when did he supposedly sit down and write a manifesto…
Maine@TheMaineWonk
The shooter’s manifesto includes a rant about stunning lack of security at the hotel.
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Gaz sat by the bulletin board just outside the locker room door that took the recruits directly out to the obstacle course. It was one of those glass case ones to protect the notes and announcements inside.
On this one were the times for each area of expertise.
For the obstacle
pup || soap’s collar 😉🧼@soapsgoodpup
Price was sideswiped by Gaz putting the transfer papers on his desk. “The fuck is this, sergeant?” Price’s brows furrowed as he read through the request. Gaz’s jaw tightened as he clenched his teeth. He knew smart remarks would not get his request signed. “Request for transfer
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@ThimblesThread i mean not only is it gross but that's not even a particularly useful unit of measurement either given how variable people are in size.
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Hey so like- if you’re trying to comm someone for a fuckable plush maybe don’t fucking say
“It’s the exact body measurements of a 5 year old”
This is a strong reminder to me as why I don’t do comms anymore because WHAT THE FUCK
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How is it that I, A U.S CITIZEN, am being told that I can’t RE-ENTER THE U.S by AMERIKAN CBP officers in CANADA? All because I said NO to searching my personal electronic devices?? What the FUCK is going on????? CANADIAN BORDER PATROL OFFICERS ARE CONFUSED JUST LIKE ME!!!!!!
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