Malini
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Malini
@malinis_64
nap enthusiast | she/her

if you can’t do your job without chat gpt then you can’t do your job

had a girl tell me she thought we had a spencer’s in the mall i work at because chatgpt said we did, i told her we don’t and she would know that if she googled the mall directory and she said “you can do that?”

People who exercise even when they don't feel like it, what's your trick?

Living with with housemates the amount of times I've had to either wait until like 9:PM to cook or go get take out because every asshole insists on being "le chef" and cooking some elaborate 9 ingrediant hour long meal.

He printed me a “date night vending machine” so every week we can do something different. I ❤️ nerds!!



American soldier laughing about Iraq: "There was this girl, like 15 years old. We started pimping her out for like 50 bucks a shot. Made 500 bucks before she hung herself."


Told this nigga I work 10-12 hour work days most days and he ask me when can i cook for him. Blocked after 2 business day cause oh nigga please btch HOE

Breaking: Nurul Shah Alam — a Rohingya refugee abandoned by Border Patrol last week — has been confirmed dead by Buffalo police. Nearly blind, he'd been left at a coffee shop Thurs. evening by agents agents 5 miles from his home. He'd been missing since. investigativepost.org/2026/02/25/bli…


Having a cat is awesome I have this tiny little dude who is my best friend and he is small and cute and we hang out every day and sometimes he does funny stuff and when I’m sad he comforts me and he listens to me all day it’s really great I love him so much











