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Suffern vs New Rochelle Varsity Football livestream: fan.hudl.com/United-States/…

Power outage in New Rochelle. Coned and the fire department are on the scene.

@bryanl Oh snap, I forgot I got an invite last week. Let me adjust my spectacles.

Created an account on Blue Sky.

How to reduce stress during incident response: firehydrant.com/blog/3-tips-fo… Thanks for curating @SREWeekly #incidentresponse #psychology #observability

We've got @malkolm back again for more 🧠 tips on how to make life easier for your responders. firehydrant.com/blog/3-tips-fo…

@bryanl Deuces and duck lips?

Today is my last day at VMware. I am a better person from all that I’ve learned and the relationships I’ve made. Next week starts a new adventure!

@bryanl Did you cross him up to let him know you still have something left in the tank?

In your mind you think you’re tall until you stand next to a “short” ex-NBA player.

@bryanl Grab some lemon pepper wings with them.

You never know what positive influence you are going to have on people (including ones you do not know). Those little actions, sharing of wins, and words of encouragement might make someone’s day or set them on a better life path.

@bryanl How about just pictures of Shaq?

Could you give a conference talk with no slides? (Code talks excluded of course)

I wrote a blog post! I've been involved in incident management in some form or another for a couple of decades at this point. Here's a pattern I've noticed over the years. firehydrant.com/blog/time-for-…

We're excited to announce our $23M Series B funding to help make a world where all software is reliable 🚀 Thank you to Harmony Partners, @SalesforceVC, @MenloVentures, and @Work_Bench! Read more hubs.li/H0T_Nrb0

WTF is Incident Management? 🤔Hear stories from industry experts on managing incidents in this virtual panel. Register now! fh.dev/t-wtf

@bryanl @engineering_bae I second that. My pops bought a personal computer from Xerox in 1982. In hindsight, it changed all of our lives. What was he thinking?

@engineering_bae My pops

Who helped change your tech career for the better?

@lohudinsider youtu.be/kgWuuSscCcQ. Live stream from NewRo game

@NRHS_SC youtu.be/kgWuuSscCcQ live stream from tonight’s game

@NRHS_SC youtu.be/kgWuuSscCcQ

This Friday. 6pm.😈 (check out our Instagram story for the full video)

@bryanl There are dozens of us.

I’m realizing that I don’t know enough people who look like me that are in to this cloud/kubernetes world. Security/web dev, yes, but this world no. I want to change this. Please introduce me to these people.

@bryanl We're so old we watched 9/11 unfold on the big screen sitting next to each other. I have a plethora of PG-13 bliles stories I could tell.

@malkolm You are definitely my brother from another mother. We’ve grown so much over the past decades. From ducking the beltway sniper to dodging cops trying to kill people at cookouts, I know you’ll always be there and I’ll always have your back.

I don't want to offend with one tweet. Can someone say something nice that makes me smile with one tweet?

Some of y’all should have imposter syndrome.