Malligators rule

@NimraShahzadin Hell yeah, I eat with other officers every day. I would do overwatch so they can eat in peace.

what do you do?

@midwest_crime I know this guy. I was friends with his son. It breaks my heart for all of this.

WATCH: Officers respond to a domestic assault at a Minnesota home and find an injured woman who says her husband, a former state trooper, is locked in the basement. When the armed man appears at the bottom of the stairs, the situation quickly escalates. youtu.be/FrRdCglUwx4

@MN_CRIME What a genius. Running out of gas? OH boy, cant fix stupid.

LINO LAKES/NORTH OAKS: Troopers were in pursuit of a motorcyclist for speeding, starting in Dakota County. The rider fled at a high rate of speed and a State Patrol aircraft followed as ground units backed off. The motorcyclist ran out of gas on I-35E just south of County Road J and was taken into custody on the shoulder without further incident by around 12:35 p.m.

@CrimeWatchMpls I think a game of tx woop em would help his desires.

Brian Todd Baer, 05/24/1983-age 42, of South St. Paul has been charged with electronically soliciting a child he thought was 15 for sex during a law enforcement child exploitation sting this month, and eventually showed for a meetup. He's out of custody on zero bail.

@Chicago1Ray Fatboy would rather cry over illegal sympathizers than americans

OUTRAGEOUS 🚨 Just in case you're still wondering whether Democrats stand with Illegals or Americans JB Pritzker traveled all the way to MN to lay a wreath for Renee Good and Alex Pretti But.. still hasn't expressed any condolences to the family of Sheridan Gorman

@KSTP Just think, a condom could have prevented this..

A man is accused of shooting his ex-girlfriend and killing another man in her home. kstp.com/kstp-news/top-…

@MN_CRIME I would have lit him up...

A man allegedly waved a machete at strangers near a Roseville park and swung it at a passerby who tried to intervene, then threw the weapon behind a tree as deputies arrived. mncrime.com/latest/man-cha…

@CrimeWatchMpls People, Stop playing frogger.

Blaine - Report of a pedestrian struck by "several vehicles." 85th and University Ave NE 15:52

@NevadaLiberty64 @EndWokeness Burn the coal and pay the toll.

Chicago train rider: "I'ma kiII whites. I got out 2 days ago. I finna kiIl for real."

@Anthea06274890 @EndWokeness Thin the herd by themselves.

@EndWokeness Pattern recognition is racist.

@EndWokeness How to use my cordless hole puncher.

@KSTP I don't think that will deter anyone from using that ruse to commit murder. Why not outlaw murder..... whoops that did not work.

Senator John Hoffman has authored two bills he hopes will reduce the chances of someone else becoming a victim by creating a tougher penalty for impersonating law enforcement. kstp.com/kstp-news/top-…

@isaacrrr7 awesome

🚨 ÚLTIMA HORA: Los izquierdistas devastaron Minnesota, pero el ICE sigue realizando redadas en áreas con gran población musulmana y detiene a cientos de extremistas. ¿Está usted de acuerdo en deportar a todos estos agitadores islamistas? A. Sí B. No

@GregoryEck We made them wash the stank off them. Allergic to soap and deodorant. They would rather stink like goats.

As a white person, I love that I live rent-free in this type of person's head.

@TrumpsHurricane that is a good thing.

This Liberal woman is on a Sex Strike because if President Trump. What is your response to her ??

@TansuYegen AI That rail and the boat would have taken the load of the orca and flopped around.

A female sea lion leaping onto a fishing boat while carrying her pup to escape a pursuing orca, showcasing instinctive maternal defense🤍 📍 Seattle in November 2025,

@TrumpsHurricane Iran is the best place for you. They will give you free flying lessons.

‘Trans Woman’ says America is unsafe for LGBTQ people and needs advice on which country to move to What is your advice for HIM ??

@ronsterd89 landboat

What kind of car is this?

@za_usrt She used a can of bitch be gone

@AshleyL55428 @CrimeWatchMpls Dark humor.

@malligatorsrule @CrimeWatchMpls What is wrong with you thats nothing funny at all