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Haven’t NYC women suffered enough

80 degrees in NYC and I’m shoulder checking Europeans all over Times Square never kys

dude … love takes miles

Stellan not winning was lowkey elder abuse

NYC busses are a great option for people who either want to be super early for their event or simply miss it all together

Zohran Mamdani just passed a bill that requires every New Yorker to cover a This Is Lorelei song

white boy atomic bomb

Eric Adams would have cleared the snow because people gotta get to the club.

Timothee agreed to do Marty Supreme entirely to try and disprove this tweet

It's more important than ever that we all keep saying Yay

i’m eating the 106g protein sweetgreen bowl with ur bitch

girl i haven’t talked to since 8th grade just invited me to her wedding via instagram dm. fuck it i’m there.

last night was a pre on-site technical sceeen

God I love New York. Where else can you get an iced coffee.

@National_Mess @kloudia_tweets i’m not holding my breath

@kloudia_tweets me to @malloryfoutch

Deepseek just accelerated AGI timelines by 5 years. So focus on the gym. Knowledge work is obsolete. Muscles are all that’s left

Had to be the worst speech of all time.

grown men stumblin around on the train. engage ur calves brother