Dave Armstrong

"Don't mention the war. I mentioned it once but I think I got away with it" #trumporfawltytowers

Google translate: What's the Samoan translation for "I'm entitled to my title?"

@henrycooke @ponekeben Fair point. I just wish the ones that are there didn't run out of juice in the late afternoon/early evening as much as they do.

@ponekeben @malosilima why not 1500 scooters

Lime eScooters and eBikes have rolled into town 🛴🚲 It was great to meet the team today and have a chat about their approach to safety as well as raise the types of concerns that we hear as councillors from the public.

@ponekeben Cheers for that. Looking forward to limeing

@malosilima 1000 (500 Flamingo/500 Beam) 1000 (1000 Flamingo) 1000 (500 Flamingo/500 Lime)

@greencatherine It seems we have a '1-in-150-years' event every 2 or 3 years now.

Thames today - how many more disasters from climate chaos and we pretend there is no cause? It’s a tragedy for so many communities

Brand it like Beckham

Word of the day Housing intensobfuscation - when your urban housing plans are U-turned by your Auckland-based leader

Beautiful satire

@secondzeit 6th most popular folk singer economy in the world

Still a folk singer economy at this stage

Today only. Breaking the mould starring Compass Group and David Seymour. stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360905…

@AotearoaSam @islandnear Brilliant

@islandnear Here's a good first half vimeo.com/77451201?share…

What cool maths youtube video should I show tomorrow to kill like 20 minutes of class time?

Gutted that Karo Drive has missed out on winning world's coolest street yet again.

Free Immunisation Stations across Wellington coming up instagram.com/p/DQaGYdmjNHI/…

@ponekeben It's what happens when you don't sell assets and oppose corporate welfare. Has anyone who voted against airport sale lost their seat?

At this stage Labour candidates have been successful in 6 out of 7 races. I am absolutely blown away.

Breaking: The Speaker has ruled that NZ theatre and classical music audiences must inform management beforehand if they intend giving a particularly good performance a standing ovation.

@secondzeit Falling Journo

Dreamt I interviewed Don DeLillo. He was writer in residence at Vic. Forgot my questions, my dictaphone, even the titles of his books.

@ponekeben The Hong Kong billionaire is onto once he gets back from the Caymans.

Power outages happen but combined with cell networks crawling to a halt and Wellington Electricity's website being unable to load, that was a pretty uncomfortable one.

Kia ora Newtown whānau If you want to hear from your Paekawakawa Southern Ward and your Te Whanganui a Tara Māori Ward candidates, then tonights the night 7pm at the Salvation Army Community Centre in Normanby Street.

Breaking. Anyone who puts non-English words in children's readers will be hit with a tomahawk on the verandah. It is taboo to use foreign words.