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@harrydaniyan @ol3ol You need a crash course on Diplomacy 😂😂😂
Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@ol3ol Asking me "How do I look" after spending 2 hours bathing, rubbing orishirishi creams, wearing your attire & arranging your hair, another 30 minutes wearing makeup & standing in front of the mirror is enough to trigger WW3 in ME.
Wives should let their husbands BREATHE, biko.
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A wife dressed up for an Outdoor Event.
She stood in front of the mirror to see her reflection.
Then she turned to her husband & asked: "Honey, HOW DO I LOOK?"
I honestly DON'T understand why women do this. Is the Mirror NOT working?
Didn't you SEE how you look in it, biko?
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@Engr_Ashile Maybe you slept for 3 hours during the journey because on a norm you spend nothing less than 7 hours without stop and 8 or 9 hours if you stop.
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Lagos to Kebbi
With full speed we spent 4hrs in Niger state alone.
That state is too big
Omobolaji@Beejaysport
What is the longest hours of distance have you travelled by road before?
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@Bulu_smoov @Engr_Ashile While the state of our roads leaves so much to be desired...
Denver = 401 km²
Niger State = 76,363 km²
Even Lagos which is one of the smallest states in Nigeria is multiple times bigger than your Denver.
Or... maybe you're talking about a different Denver 😊
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@Engr_Ashile The only reason why it takes that long to get out of Niger state are the abysmal roads there. Journey that shouldn't take more than 2hrs on free flow would take u about 6 to 7hrs just to get out of 1 state not bigger than denver.
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@Sodiq__Afolabi @Engr_Ashile Niger state (Suleja) to Birnin Kebbi is a full day's (7am to 4pm ish) trip.
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@Engr_Ashile Abeg, forget that 5-years-ago calculation. If you attempt Mokwa(Niger) to Zuba(Abuja) today, Tuesday 31st March 2026, just budget a solid 7 to 8 hours. The road is not playing like before.
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@HeisFaysal @assistantboyf @ArtetaEra That's why when I talked about his end product, I didn't exactly mean his goal scoring, but his supplies to the main outlet(s).
Jidu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@assistantboyf @man_buchi @ArtetaEra Trossard is a better finisher than Nelli but Nelli is a good finisher
He can do better but he's never our main outlet so I don't think I'll expect him to be scoring 20 per season but when he gets into a proper shooting position he scores
Ojo, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
-He has the goal contributions next to Victor Gyokeres this season.
- His only pL goal was the most crucial in building our season's momentum.
- The most influential performer in our F.A Cup and UCL run.
- Gives his all whenever he's called upon by the team.
Some of you guys are just player haters who mean nothing good to this Club or Fanbase.
Buchi Laba@Buchi_Laba
For Gabriel Martinelli. You’re free to stay with Brazil till 2065.
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No way you're spending 4 hours in Niger state. No way!!
The least you'd spend is 6 hours.
Engr Olami@Engr_Ashile
Lagos to Kebbi With full speed we spent 4hrs in Niger state alone. That state is too big
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Peter Obi is also the kind of President that will give his phone number to everyone, so we can report issues directly to him. That is why they don't want him in power cos they know accountability will improve drastically.
SOMTO 🇫🇷@__Somto_
Peter Obi is the kind of president who will travel across Nigeria, down to local governments, to supervise projects in person. That is why they are scared to put him in power coz they know theft will reduce drastically.
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@Deshysmalls Na achievement for us as a Nigerians?Una never open eyes from saying he owns one wristwatch and two black shoe as a billionaire abiii..na these emotional traits dem still hang ball give u?
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Would your club's fan base be "that" quiet if you beat Arsenal to the Carabao Cup?
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Rodin Simi@RodinSimi
Do you know why I want Arsenal to bottle the league and Manchester City to win it? Because Manchester City won a trophy last week and no one cares about it, the timeline is quiet, and even City fans aren’t talking about it. Imagine if it were Arsenal who won it, they’d be talking about a quadruple. That’s why I want City to win the Premier League, just to save us from the noise.
Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@_Andybright @DJydra @viktorbensonyt Of course, you're right.
It'll be the height of irresponsibility/foolishness to just sit back down to enjoy. Even the "passive" lifestyle can wreck faster. E go do the person like film.
Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@man_buchi @DJydra @viktorbensonyt I get your point perfectly well bro, My point is no matter the amount of money you have, if its not bringing in more money, you'll soon go broke. BTW, how do you expect a footballer who has seen it all in life to start living a simple and decent life. You may not understand.
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They are paying you 200k pounds or euros weekly amongst other benefits
And you play football for over 10 years or more
And you are here opening your mouth to say football money is temporary
See, former poor people will find way to gaslight you so that you won’t ask them for you or beg them
Even Oshimen dey suffer, nothing really dey 534 million naira weekly
Before dem pay am 534 million naira, the money don finish
This life sha
I pity who dey loyal to rich people, dem go just use advice kpai you
YabaLeftOnline@yabaleftonline
“Football money is temporary, i already own 2 estates and that’s what i will fall back to when i retire” — Victor Osimhen
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@_Andybright @DJydra @viktorbensonyt Comprehension is usually a problem for many of you 😂😂😂.
You missed my sarcasm earlier where I said "that's why musicians and civil servants...", and now you've failed to understand the function of "even if" in his comment😂😂😂
Have a blessed day!
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@DJydra @man_buchi @viktorbensonyt This is the exact reasoning I expected from a poor man who doesn't know how money works not you.
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@HeisFaysal @man_buchi @ArtetaEra Finisher kee
Bro I'm going to pick trosaard over him in terms of that finishing self
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@BenjaminHa32198 @magicfingers07 @viktorbensonyt I'm only concerned about people harping on FOOTBALL'S MONEY IS NOT FOREVER...as if it's the exception amongst all other professions.
Live wisely.
Nothing lasts forever.
Abuja, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
@man_buchi @magicfingers07 @viktorbensonyt So what exactly is the point you people are trying to make?
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@_Andybright @viktorbensonyt Make dem no invest nau.
Shebi R.Kelly, Eminem, Sade Adu etc dey still earn from music as much as they were during their prime 😊😊😊
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@man_buchi @viktorbensonyt Even musicians invest, if you don't know, you'd not know.
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@magicfingers07 @viktorbensonyt There's no earning that's forever....not just football's.
By the way, no one said he shouldn't invest.
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@viktorbensonyt You see how you stupid? Show me which footballer in the world is still as rich as they were after retiring from football. Una nor just get sense. He shouldn’t invest his money and continue wasting it
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@_Andybright @viktorbensonyt Abi o. That's why musicians and civil servants don't invest. The money in those places is permanent.
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@viktorbensonyt Noo..
This is a big misunderstanding from you man!
Sincerely, football money is temporary. He will retire anytime and so he is making investments. WHAT IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND NIGERIANS? Or haven't you heard of former footballers who went broke after retirement? English hard sha
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Jidu, Nigeria 🇳🇬 English
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