Manda Tweets

Have you checked out J.Crew’s new reward program yet? ;). jcrew.com/l/rewards?intc… #jcrewassociate #jcrewrewards

Best. Sign. Ever. #WomensMarch #womensmarchnyc #sobadevenintrovertsarehere

"She's supposed to have a panic button if she's disabled and living in the woods." - scary movie commentary

NYC, RT this! If we hit 5,000 tweets by 9/10, we get $5 @Lyft Lines in Manhattan for two more weeks. #LyftRidefor5NY lft.to/ridefor5ny

"I could kinda go for an e-cig though..." -my boyfriend

"Hun. I don't know what's on your face but I'm assuming it's a giant piece of chocolate. Otherwise it's a booger." #okay #thanks

"Hun can you help me over here?" "I really just need to sit on the couch and fart right now..."

Note to self: horror movie about how cute picos skull is. When you think about it, you die.

He thought it was night time sleep time so he was sleeping on moms jeans.

"You guys need to tighten up your citizenship laws stat"

"Oh I just smeared some cheese on my breast. Oh well."

"hello!" - me to dogs

Guys be honest how raven am I

"Um you have like a booger on your face or something" 😐

"Goodnight love you so much" ".......yeah it's just like your eyeliner is IN your eye I read an article about this" 😑😑

"She's outrageously special needs" overheard on #mycatfromhell

Something so carefree and French about walking down the street in the shitty flip flops they give you after a pedicure !

If you were wondering that was me in tha Shark costume !!