@clumpybeans oh- you didn't get all the popups in the dumbass games- thems the floating bodies...
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amanda McK🛸
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amanda McK🛸
@mandelicious85
i watch bravo. i like sports- dodgers, lakers, broncos, nuggets. i contain multitudes and nothing at the same time. HAVE THE DAY YOU VOTED FOR.
Katılım Ocak 2009
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We are honored to have been named the winner of the 2026 Pulitzer Prize in Audio Reporting!
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What’s up with this loose bodies guy
Jeff Passan@JeffPassan
Detroit ace Tarik Skubal will undergo surgery to remove loose bodies in his left elbow. Such procedures typically sideline players for 2-3 months. Skubal should return before season's end, but a tough blow for the impending free agent and two-time reigning AL Cy Young winner.
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my island lingo makes me sound like a 14 year old with unmonitored internet access
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@talleyberrybaby good for you. if they didn't really want a kid, its OK that we don't want a parent.
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I hate when people get all huffy and judgey with me about going no contact with my dad like bitch did you know the only other viable option was me doing a felony?
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If I ever start posting stuff like this I need one of you to put me down mercifully
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i’ve been bringing a mug from home to work. this week’s chosen emotional support mug:
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amanda McK🛸 retweetledi
@suttonsroller I’d say it for anyone I saw doing this- smells as though something has been left on the BURNER. Her reactions have been so strange this week 😢
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Happy 15th anniversary to one of the tweets of all time
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amanda McK🛸 retweetledi
@smittypilled america's catcher right there. automatic like.
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@smittypilled 10 toes down, that's my catcher/DH/1B/etc. he's right.
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Even if dalton rushing did call amaya a fat fuck i wouldnt care because im a bad person
em@smittypilled
Even if dalton rushing did say fuck jung hoo lee i wouldnt care because im a bad person
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@BoyslnBIue bring back smacking other ppls kids in the mouth.
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coworkers 7yo daughter said "why do you look tired" and I said i just needed to finish my coffee and she said "no, like in your mind."
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looking like she just left a meeting at the Major League Baseball Umpires Association
soul nate@MNateShyamalan
insanely funny to overcorrect and dress like a member of fall out boy
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@hausofdecline thom brennaman was on the Snoop Dogg Arizona bowl this year. for the cw network.
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I love being the Baseball friend because I get to show normies the Nick Castellanos clip
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