@itunu_oluwa__ "Big Ben's distant cousin" has me in stitches 😂😂😂😭
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Macaulay Joshua
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Macaulay Joshua
@mandemsama
Occasional writer|Music lover and geez do I love books|Librarian and Information professional in the making| Diehard Man United fan!|UITE!
Ibadan, Nigeria Katılım Nisan 2021
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Nne that’s where they will see you, the clocker
Sincerely, Ade✨@itunu_oluwa__
Loved that everyone don clock that boy😭
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@DebbieAdewale16 *in private Nigerian universities. There, corrected it for you.
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You cannnot carry your hair like this in Nigerian universities anymore, they'll say you look unkempt. We regressed so badly.
mmuo🩸@Soothsayya
Beautiful Igbo women captured in the 1970s at the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN), the first indigenous University in Nigeria.
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@DavidOlani84190 @mandemsama @OloriebiBet Absolutely wrong sir 🤧 if you are watching Messi as you claimed cus I dey watch both and glad I witnessed both their prime lol
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@Medleycrys It is crazy because Ronaldo literally left this United team when it wasn't good enough and guess who stayed Bruno. It's funny how people think Ronaldo would've stayed at United for long if this current squad was what we had then, even where we were peak HE LEFT!
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Omo this is people we argue football with daily
‘Bruno gives his all for the club everyday than Ronaldo’, how old are yu again?? Where was Bruno when Ronaldo was getting kicked in the shin, knee, calf, chest every day just to win us the champions league and premier league which led to his life injury that Real Madrid had to insure his legs(first player to get that luxury btw)??
Ronaldo won the club every available trophy in club football history while also winning himself every available individual award, what has Bruno won for us? Ghosting in two European finals yeah?
‘Modern day slavery’ Which is a lie btw, but he still renewed his contract and made United a huge some of 100m the following year
Some of you truly are unbelievable
Kachii@badasskachii
Ronaldo scored against Manchester United for Juventus and literally pulled his shirt off to flex his abs in our faces. He called his United contract "modern slavery" to force a Real Madrid move. He disrespected the badge multiple times. And you expect me to revere him more than a man like Bruno Fernandes who gives his absolute soul for the club every single week? Hell nah. The agenda is dead
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@Utd_Pilgrim It is crazy because Ronaldo literally left this United team when it wasn't good enough and guess who stayed Bruno. It's funny how people think Ronaldo would've stayed at United for long if this current squad was what we had then, even where we were peak HE LEFT!
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You're completely wrong
"Ronaldo won us every single trophy"
Bro was in a super functioning team. I'm not denying his impact but Cristiano Ronaldo will not remain with Manchester United in this present condition.
When it comes to loyalty Bruno edges Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ronaldo is obsessed with personal glory everyone knows
I'm a Ronaldo fan but I'm not blind, banter and agenda are part of football but when it's time to talk real football and facts, learn to say the truth.
Medley@Medleycrys
Omo this is people we argue football with daily ‘Bruno gives his all for the club everyday than Ronaldo’, how old are yu again?? Where was Bruno when Ronaldo was getting kicked in the shin, knee, calf, chest every day just to win us the champions league and premier league which led to his life injury that Real Madrid had to insure his legs(first player to get that luxury btw)?? Ronaldo won the club every available trophy in club football history while also winning himself every available individual award, what has Bruno won for us? Ghosting in two European finals yeah? ‘Modern day slavery’ Which is a lie btw, but he still renewed his contract and made United a huge some of 100m the following year Some of you truly are unbelievable
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@big_ricch25 Yeah like Ronaldo didn't lose European finals with United 😂
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“if bruno played under this” “if bruno played under that” na so so if if everytime
bro he played 2 european finals and lost both with terrible performances dfkm please... imagine disrespecting cristiano cause of who? bruno fernandes? lmaoooo
Kachii@badasskachii
United fans bringing up trophy counts to diminish Bruno Fernandes are completely blind. If Bruno played under Sir Alex Ferguson, he’d have a cabinet full of medals. Bruno has shown more genuine loyalty and elite maturity through Manchester United's worst era than Cristiano Ronaldo ever would have. Ronaldo ran to Madrid the second he got bored, almost like he saw us as a stepping stone, and ran to the press in 2022 when things got tough. If you threw him into the post-2020 chaos under 6 different managers, he would have dropped a transfer request and abandoned the grind immediately. Bruno chose to stay and carry the entire club on his back. You guys genuinely do not deserve him.
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@mandemsama Lmao...I won't reply you again.
U don't even know who a 10 is
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Being able to dribble in tight spaces allows your vision to be a lot better, this means you can create new angles against defences and blocks.
There's a reason all the best 10's are dribblers Messi, Neymar, Pele, Dinho etc.
10's who can't dribble end up as cm's
Dondarion@Deen__K
Everybody na analyst now, as long as you sabi write English you dun already be analyst, most important attribute of 10 no be vision, no be creativity, no be composure or decision making, na nimble feet, idea 💡
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@AnslemNwosu You mentioned a 10 and in your list you dropped 3 wingers? How tf is Ronaldinho a pure CAM? Neymar?! Pele?! You're mistaking the fact that they can play as a 10 for them being actual No 10s, htf would you look at Ney, Ronaldinho and Pele and say they were 10s broooo? 😂😭🤲🏿🤲🏿
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I’ve never met a more retarted fanbase than Manchester United's Bruno fans.
They treat Bruno like some god-like legend when he’s been an absolute dogshit player his entire career.
Man United fans don’t rate Pogba, who won three trophies with the club including the Europa League, which Bruno failed to win. You don’t see them hype Pogba up; they even tend to belittle his achievements just to suck Bruno's balls more.
Instead, they hype up Bruno, who has zero major trophies to his name. His former club even won the league immediately after he left.
He is just an egoistic, self-entitled, mediocre footballer, but his fans gas him up just because he broke a 21-assist record 🤡 🤡
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@Deen__K Like brooo, I dey ask am if he actually sabi wetin he dey type cause it's obvious he doesn't
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Everybody na analyst now, as long as you sabi write English you dun already be analyst, most important attribute of 10 no be vision, no be creativity, no be composure or decision making, na nimble feet, idea 💡
Dera@AnslemNwosu
Bruno Fernandes lacks the the most important attribute of a 10, Invention and nimble feet. He can't play in the pockets when teams seat deep so he drops very deep. When teams press high he can't play deep bcos he can't sort his feet quickly as he isn't nimble.
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@Cantonadevils Una no real walahi, cause wtf would Ronaldo have a bad game and y'all would blame Bruno for it? 😂😭🤦🏿
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@AnslemNwosu @MarcusJayson100 Did you actually read what you typed at all or you just said it cause it sound savvy?
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@mandemsama @MarcusJayson100 Lol😂...did you follow the conversation at all or just want to talk.
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@OginiSolomon Please tell me what KDB did at Belgium with the golden generation they had.
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If Bruno leaves Man United to a club where everything doesn't revolve around him, he'd be just another regular player
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@AnslemNwosu @MarcusJayson100 "Bruno can't play deep because he is not a good defender" and the convo is about a 10 😂🤲🏿
You're trying so hard to sound smart and failing woefully at it
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@MarcusJayson100 He can pass/strike a ball no doubt.
Pure passers are usually dlp like Pirlo, Toni Kroos etc. Failed 10's that have to play from deep because that are not good in tight spaces...but Bruno can't play deep because he is not a good defender....not physically robust and lacks awarness
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@nmugerwa8 @gyaigyimii Bruno literally had more goal contributions for Portugal at the last WC 😂🤲🏿
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@mandemsama @gyaigyimii We're talking about Portugal and the biggest stages in the world here, aren't we?
Or you're the dumb one?😂
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@heismric Guess who assisted Bellingham's goal for England last night?
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Watched the England World Cup match last night and my anger for Bruno Fernandez and the entire Portugal play just reignited. Look at the many chances and beautiful attacking play from the England team, beautiful football! unlike Portugal who focused on more possession than goals!
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@heismric No be your fault, na your ex wife man wey give you relevance I blame.
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