George Babyface Nelson

@Wes_nship @JoeyMulinaro @McConaughey “I’ll write, I’ll write, I’ll write” is a level of genius most can only aspire to

@barstoolspringb @kingkrabbyp Halter this lady horse 🐴 asap

.@kingkrabbyp’s official stance on shaking ass during Spring Break

@CourtAnne1225 He’s turned into a dick used to like him it’s not just you

Anyone just not a fan of Rory or is it just me?

@MissSassbox Lasagna soup ass bullshit

this is not lasagna and my heart is shattered into pieces

@ChicagoStation Turns out we were actually a very good team they prob overlooked us a bit cuz of the injuries two great B1G teams bada bing bada boom bball

No Mast and no Frager, how the fuck did we almost do this lmao

@TheCinesthetic Thanks I hate it

MARGARET QUALLEY in a short film ad for Kenzo. It was directed by Spike Jonze, and choreographed by Ryan Heffington.

@HistorianUSA1 I’ve been married to an English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 woman for 14 years who got her US citizenship last year and even we couldn’t just move to England tmrw cuz we wanted to and those exact reasons are why she won’t be able to either and why she’ll learn quickly immigration laws exist

This leftist TikToker is straight-up terrified of the “fascist vibes” in the USA and can’t wait to bounce… except she and her fiancée are completely broke. Plot twist: they refuse to even get married here because they “don’t want the evil government recognizing their love.” So the plan is… flee poverty with zero dollars, zero savings, and zero clue how immigration actually works overseas? Iconic. Reality check: other countries don’t hand out freebies to broke Americans who hate their own. Drop this in the replies if you’ve seen a leftist swear they’re “leaving any day now” 😂

@RiggsBarstool You’re bouncing around through this whole useless diatribe like you’re driving a fckn tractor 🚜 through a field

I feel a lot of frustration towards Tiger Woods & the decisions he continues to make & I think he deserves to be punished for putting people in danger. I also feel a lot of empathy towards the man & hope he gets help in getting better through a low point.

@NUCLRGOLF @_DavidRumsey Why is he being jammed down our fckn throats

🚨🎤🌺 #NEW — ESPN is sendIng Jason Kelce to Augusta National. Kelce will take a role as on-course reporter during The Masters Par 3 Contest, where he will conduct interviews with players and their families. (Via: @_DavidRumsey)

@nazzobetweeting It’s called the jet stream

it’s insane that it takes almost 7 hours to fly TO SF from NYC but only 4.5 hours to fly back…on a redeye…when you would want it to be longer so you can actually sleep…so unfair

@Rothmus This guy has a pretty clear South African accent

@golz_tv I see nothing wrong with this statement

Before the 5-2 loss at home to Belgium, USMNT coach Mauricio Pochettino was talking about reaching semifinals in the upcoming World Cup. Former Chelsea midfielder Craig Burley slams him on ESPNFC. “This is the issue I’ve had for a long time in this country,” the Scotsman said. “Don't get me wrong, but it seems Pochettino has caught the bug with this rhetoric, a bug that has infiltrated a lot of the media that follow the U.S. Men's National Team.” “It is building the expectation, and look, there is an extent that you aim high, but when you aim high and you consistently fall short, then it's not a good look.” “Instead of trying to get to the public by talking about semifinals, when that's pie in the sky at the moment if we're being honest unless they have some incredible amount of luck in terms of the pathway, why don't you just come out and say, ‘Listen, we're going to be ready for this World Cup, and we are going to be 100% going at it hell for leather, and we are going to give it our best shot, and then we'll see what comes out of it in the end.’” “And I don't think anybody really have a problem with that, but they start coming out and talking about, you know, then getting walloped by a half decent Belgian side, talking about semifinals and stuff like that. When it was only five or six months ago, they could barely win a game.” “Then they've been on a decent run since then. But I think this sort of thing happens here around U.S. Soccer, is that a lot of people talk about the level they should be at rather than the level they are at, and the two things are different. By the way, there's a lot of countries like that.” “We were talking about it earlier today when we're doing the France Colombia game. There is only really France and Spain and maybe Argentina, not even Brazil, not Italy, who have struggled, not Germany.” “Those countries struggle, and the U.S. are below them.” “We’re finding it difficult for Germany to maybe get to a semifinal, or maybe Portugal, maybe Brazil.” “How is [Carlo] Ancelotti going to get them past the quarters when they meet a good team? How is [Julian] Nagelsmann going to get the German side there? And Pochettino is talking about the U.S. getting to a semi final?” “I mean, they're not even going to compete properly with those teams. So, you know, we're baby steps here.” “They're a good side. They've got some good players. But, man, you shouldn't be throwing out a bone like that to people who are hanging on it.” “I'll eat my words if it happens, but I don't think it will.”

@MKovac_Writer What the F is with the English and acting like a roast dinner is the only possible dining option on a Sunday they’re so overrated and it’s boring having the same meal every wknd

@PickSixPreviews Fanbase has given up on Rhule and who could blame them

🏟️First spring games of 2026: Nebraska & Clemson Never seen Memorial Stadium this empty for a spring game... March weather? Basketball attention? Referendum on Rhule?

@Jerrythekid21 My wife’s English and I drive all over that country at least a few times a year for 15 years now. Your mistake was driving in London you gotta walk there or take the tube. Also you all might be super incompetent

There’s just no way you can drive here

@TMZ Lotta attitude from someone who tucks their pants into their socks 🧦 fckn dork

😳 Shia LaBeouf seemingly lost his cool while in Rome ... appearing agitated with a woman sitting next to him outside a restaurant.

@RealEmirHan Such a fckn boring film my gawd let’s stop pretending it wasn’t

Quentin Tarantino said Leonardo DiCaprio really improvised this reaction in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. “That was all improvised and wasn't written in the script.” Brad Pitt said “And I will go on record, it is one of the best meltdowns laid on film.”

@WomanDefiner Looks like a melting candle 🕯️

She looks like the end result of a breeding program to create the ugliest novelty breed of human as pets for aliens like humans did with pugs.

@ReclaimD1 Maybe it’s cuz she’s cross eyed and obnoxious

Modern woman rages and swears off of dating in Denver after a guy at the bar asked her what her ACT score was 😭👑

@22CCnews Gawddamn women are fckn stupid and petty

ESPBEN: Caitlin Clark to Reese: “If You Don’t See Me… I Don’t See You!” 😳 #CC22 #CaitlinClark #FeverRising #NowYouKnow #FromAnywhere #IndianaFever #WNBA

@JoshuaDover Got hitched at the courthouse with good friends for witnesses then had a raging celebration party a month later with a band saved tens of thousands it’s the way to go dooood

Pay for a wedding or a down payment on an investment property? It’s the same price and that’s freaking ridiculous. I’m leaning towards the latter and a courthouse wedding just don’t tell my laaaaaaaaaaaaady!