Matt Wallace

Who wants to come over and recreate?

Lasted maybe 30 minutes on Hinge before I deleted it. Anyway, off to the park to performatively read a book and drink an iced coffee

People act like a gay son is a dead end in the family tree, as if the whole point of trees isn’t to bear fruit

ooh look at me i'm joe locke i'm an avenger and my friend is patti lupone and for work i get blown on screen by kit connor

@WereLikeTheView Never felt for national pride as in the last month

dublin is the best city in the world in summer

@WereLikeTheView If you’re a platformer fan try the HollowKnight franchise.

my beloved switch 2 oomfs (switch 2mfs), what games do you rec?

Only so much more of this heat I can take before I just a nudist colony on the shore

DEBORAH VANCE YOU WILL GET THAT EGOT

Applications now open for someone to take me to the following:

In the club watching my bestie flirt. Meanwhile I’m just watching Taylor get married. #priorities

the whole tl:

She really invited just anyone yall I should’ve locked in all those years ago and slept my way to the top… i have no one to blame but myself

fuck parasocialism my close person friend taylor alison swift is getting married tomorrow

not dating to marry, not dating to separate, but a secret third thing (dating to enjoy being with a someone you're compatible with for as long as you both enjoy each other, no matter if that's months or years or the rest of your lives)

@WereLikeTheView Hedonist

i never cared for skyward sword

Here more than my bed the last while

@ughfinewhatever @danielhowell @AmazingPhil

girl go shave your big toe we’re going to get colonoscopies

My for you has caught on to my current mental state

wondering if i just dodged a bullet or lost the love of my life