origenal

i start over each day, each hour, each minute, each second

one of four birthdays

@earnestpost you can always be a Matt

I wish I was a Julia. Or even a Julian

@Lacrymogene real me would never not capitalize French people

This jesscamp I have come to realise that Germans are actually very cool and nice and french people should be much kinder to them

@cauliflwr_human i am very sorry

the horror of watching the person holding your phone during twirl just scrolling and reading instead of tweeting GET OUT OF MY DMS ISABELLE

@dewy_stars @9chabard @spephton oh baby

@9chabard @spephton help

hey i saw you from across the room at TWIRL while lysander was domming us into tweeting and i really liked your vibe

thinking more highly of someone whenever i get on their phone and it’s nice

do you think my claude can consent to me sexting with it

@dewy_stars only in the fun workshop tomorrow at the “other” space

are we allowed to have fun

too late now you’ll be hearing from my lawyers

hey you i am looking at you write that tweet, character by character, i legally advise you to not post that one

dont make me be in a conversation!!! i want to be in a hearing podcast mode

@LeRoyDesCimes historians document a schism based on hubspot and salesforce usage

Salesforce! At The Techno-Hippie Camp

@dewy_stars my tweets are already too autistic

@manichaeistic just use gork

my claude subscription run out. can we end this round now please

who running the act like a real human being workshops?

who up for a remote eye gazing sessions?

i am stealing all your draft tweets in the next round