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149 … I apologise in advance 😉 I am the egg man, they are the egg men, I’m not a walrus 🤜🏻🔥🤛🏻
Nope, Not Happenin’ Katılım Temmuz 2011
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@TBarnesChelsea @stelank05 @benscribbles Whenever someone says that to me I ask them why they only bothered to learn just the first half of that saying … it is “The customer is always right in matters of taste” 🤣
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@stelank05 @benscribbles Every time. They’re the worst customers you get as well.
The whole customer is always right thing is a stupid yank custom
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The People's Army..
Is on the march 🇬🇧
Reform UK@reformparty_uk
🚨BREAKING: @LeeAndersonMP_ and @TiceRichard MP welcome three District Councillors to Reform UK in Mansfield! Cllr Barry Answer, Cllr Mick Barton and Cllr Martin Wright joined Reform today, forming a group on Mansfield District Council. Join us today 🔗 reformparty.uk/join
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@Conservatives Not like you lot did … you gave us the highest taxation since the war … in comparison - they’re going to increase the taxes on the wealthy … the ones you shielded 🤷🏻♂️
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@sophielouisecc True … but the fraction is 1000000/1 so thanks for confirming that you’re also as shit at maths as you are with everything else 🤦♂️
Didn’t you also promise that you were going to stop tweeting about politics … yet another lie from a Tory 🙄
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@DrChrisParry No - unless the attacker had the predetermined intention of killing him 🤷🏻♂️
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@scalyonee1977 @AngelaRayner No - that’s just you having a wet dream 🤣
But welcome back to 5 years of reality 😂
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Are the rumour true that Back benchers are having a meeting to get Keir Starmer out. @AngelaRayner ?
-7 in the polls.
The most detested Politician let alone PM & pipping Corbyn to the Number 1 spot.

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@LozzaFox Pipe down Looza
You’re just embarrassing yourself with that rubbish 🤣
They’ll still turn up when you call 999 to get something removed from a bodily orifice 🤣
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@reformparty_uk You scrapped people’s ability to live & work in 27 countries - labour have made the winter fuel allowance means tested … quite sensible tbh
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@christopherhope @GBNEWS That’s because you’re an entertainment channel … they didn’t invite anyone from Dave or Paramount either 🤣
Grow up & stop being stupid 🤦♂️
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It is a great shame that @GBNEWS was not called by Sir Keir Starmer at his press conference in Number 10 today. We had a reporter there. The questioners are selected in advance by his team. We were not.
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@TRobinsonNewEra In the drivers seat whilst moving & using your phone 🤦♂️
@metpoliceuk - you know where he will be tomorrow and he has posted evidence of him committing an offence … duty calls 😉
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Political Stitch Up
Labour has decided to modernise the way Parliament works. They have decided that smaller parties like @reformparty_uk are not allowed to sit on the Select Committees and hold them to account.
I said this earlier 👇
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@Mat1774360519 @GBNEWS I’m white & English and have 3 kids … I know loads of white English couples who have 3 or more kids too.
You’re just full of shite matey 🤦♂️
Try living in the real world and not just your narrative 🙄
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@SamTLowry @Offthecuff_UK @JayGeeNumber6 @dealatrip @TiceRichard Pretty sure you can count that as a win 🤣
You’re quite correct BTW - these people are just full of shit and pay no loyalty to the truth if it goes against their narrative 🤷🏻♂️

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@TiceRichard That just means 7 out of 10 adults in that area are gullible idiots … that does explain how you’re a MP now too 🤦♂️
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@GBGreatAgain Give it some time - he’ll soon turn it into some RW drivel point 🤷🏻♂️
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They will say anything. They will do nothing. They are the problem.
@Conservatives @TomTugendhat telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…
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@JamesCleverly @Telegraph Nobody cares - conservatives are a dead party…. And rightly so 🖕
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I know what it takes to unite, deliver, and win.
That’s why I’m running to be leader.
Read more in my piece in the @Telegraph 👇
telegraph.co.uk/politics/2024/…
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