manofledderz

The cool thing about twitter is you're never the craziest one here

until we don’t know where I end and you begin, next question

@southernbomb23 😘

@southernbomb23 Damn 🔥🔥

if you're gonna expect me to not flirt with other women I'm gonna expect you not to be married to other dudes.

If you're not interested in my life don't try to be part of it

and I think to myself what a fucked up world

My tweets shadow ban themselves

If you guys were cooler I'd totally share my cheese tweets with ya

If I wanted to go viral I'd fuck your wife ok

You don't have to put cheating wife in your bio it's twitter it's understood

Excuse me sir can your wife come out to play?

It's said that if you wish upon a star I'll appear

I'll bring the peanut butter eggs if you're gonna spread your legs

Wanna be imaginary friends

It's not easy being adorable in such an ugly world

I like to take long walks away from chatty people.

Unwarranted hostility is so funny to me. Baby, you need an affirming hug and Jesus.

Pretty enough to not need a big bank account login in