Jen

I choose to see the good in others. Just kidding, people suck.

television had me growing up believing there would be a lot more unattended pies on open windowsills

in the back of my mind im always amazed there’s so much going on in the front of my mind

my glass house and i would just like some privacy. so please, just let us be you fucking pieces of shit

The definition of insanity is believing in happily ever after

“Follow your heart” My heart wants to drink 27 beers and pilot the megazord with the homies

Don’t listen to those negative thoughts - advice for everyone but me

Will there be nachos?

You get to a point where nothing has any meaning anymore

Went to the garage for a shot of bourbon Saw the generator Remember it hasn’t run in 3 years Checked the gas…smelled like turpentine Cleaned the carb, emptied old gas Started on 2nd pull Speaking of second pull…got another shot of bourbon. ADHD

Well, as soon as I finish all the free of charge work, maybe somebody that as to pay me will step up and ask for help

The funny thing about happy funny type people is you can’t really tell when they’re pissed or stressed because they mask their pain with humor.

Your drama and Gimme all your attention issues seems like a tomorrow or next week problem

almost, but not quite, entirely water and random thoughts of you

Nonsense motherfucker, do you speak it?

no ma’am, that’s my tactical nonsense

The best medicine for spring fever is a trip to the lake.

Have you tried a bowl of avgolemono soup about it?

Cloud watching on a sunny, late winter afternoon.

Make parties more fun by saying to any new person you meet “I don’t care what anyone told me about you, you’re pretty cool”

I occasionally give a fuck this isn't one of those occasions but still