Jen

Setting your last fuck on fire is top tier.

Maybe we can find out what your problem is over dinner sometime.

Get in babe we're going to Taco Bell for some fun

Once i stop eating carbs it's over for you losers

Blue cheese my wings baby

I'm selling pens I steal from work just to get by

Sometimes I wear a Hawaiian shirt out in public to keep the ladies away

I'm having a wish salad for lunch, as in I wish I was eating something else

C'mon now you know you want too

The problem with chasing hope is security is always watching

how dare you mistake my kindness for weakness when it was clearly fake kindness with an ulterior motive

of all the lies my mom used to tell me in my youth I think the one about me being handsome wound up hurting me the most

the only way I'd ever trust a poll is if the data came from normal people who don't have time for polls so you see my dilemma

taking my dog to see fireworks tonight as a form of immersion therapy

You don't owe a explanation to anyone on this fucking app, live your life your way

Imagine not wanting to fall in love with me because I eat alot & I'm in bed by 9

It’s was the juiciest and crunchiest fried chicken I’ve ever eaten. -flirting in the Deep South

The difference between a butthole and an asshole is one can stand up and speak directly to you. Know the difference.

Yeah I'm fucking ranty and fucking yappy

Check you request DM, love of your life may have left you a message.

Neurotypicals: What does it matter? Why do you care? Neurospicy me: Because it makes no sense and it’s wrong and I need to know why. So fuck you.