Davros

@GordonRamsay come on lad, need a table at Lucky Cat today at 22!

Is Mark Cuban going to be CEO of X @elonmusk 🤔

@HMRCcustomers I’m trying to get an 18 digit reference number to pay national contributions online. Call the number but go round in circles.

@waitrose sitting 35 minutes in the cafe in Truro waiting for my lunch only to find the kitchen didn’t have the order 🙄 service service service

@RuskinDesign1 - hi, I popped you a message on the website. Interested in looking at work on my 110 double can that is currently being externally refurbished. Want to now look at the inside

@SteveSpeirs4 It’s just another example of where senior leadership gets it wrong. Ideally she will get a custodial sentence given the gravity of the situation.

@VancityReynolds Davros still open to manager position but only join if Gareth Bale also join as player. I also know strong man from pub team on Sunday who can play. @Wrexham_AFC

@HunterBoots - first time wearing the KENZO boot and the back loop snaps. This isn’t very sturdy for the price

@NoelGallagher Is it with @liamgallagher ?

JUST ANNOUNCED! Summer 2024 shows! Tickets go on sale on Friday 8th December, 9am 🎟: NoelGallagher.lnk.to/summer2024

@Madonna My wife say me I love Madonna. I was very pleased as I make fresh pita bread and mix salad. She give me big trouble

Vogue Bunny…….….. Its Hot in my Dressing Room…….

@britneyspears @nytimes @simonschuster @GalleryBooks I read book. I queue for 1 day in sunshine and then give to my wife as gift. She hit me baby one more time

Thank you to all the fans who made #TheWomanInMe a #1 @nytimes bestseller 🤯 … it means the world to me !!! Love you all 💋💋💋 !!! If you haven’t … you can get your copy at BritneyBook.com 📖 @simonschuster @GalleryBooks

I wake up and my dog looking in my face!

Today Davros enjoying tasty American Burger food. Better than wife cooking. I look for @SHAQ but he no working today nice lady in store told me. Maybe tomorrow

@DanaPerino Arthur likes what! I wanna meet her

Percy’s trick for a treat

@elonmusk It look scary. I show my wife and she run away. Nice

👻🎃 Happy Halloween 🎃👻 [me dressed as Santa age 5]

@PorscheGB I tried to take the wheel and none available

A Spyder with serious bite.​ ​ Do you dare to take the wheel? ​ #SpyderRS

@jimmychoo My wife marry in Jimmy Choo vintage lace shoe.

“Saeda is the height of refinement, to me, this exquisite pump is a work of art” - Sandra Choi, creative director #JimmyChoo jimmychoo.com/en/collections…

@KingJames @nikebasketball Mr James. When people call you goat do you get offence? I call my wife goat and she slap my face with hand

Z serious about EVERYTHING!!!! 🤣🤣😍😍😍 #MyBabyZ 🤎 #OnlyBasketball @nikebasketball

@Nigel_Farage You telling me mr Nigel I needed to take toilet and too long queuing and I also didn’t have a 20p

We are in huge trouble. Open your eyes.

@ul1rich Look like shoe boxes

I wonder what his camera roll looks like