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Fire the team. Fire the sporting directors and then fire yourselves. I’m done.

DEPORT. No one calls a bifana a Piri Piri Pork Roll and can stay in the country. @PSP_Portugal faca o seu trabalho

Instead of Michael Olise, Chelsea ended up signing Pedro Neto, Joao Félix, and Jadon Sancho. The following summer, Garnacho and Gittens arrived. In total, they cost €220m. Michael Olise, costed Bayern Munich €54m. This is the perfect example to highlight Chelsea's strategy. (via @pabloespinosa11)

Wishing our supporters across the world a very Happy Easter! 💙🐇

English football now using tifos to advertise Netflix shows. What an awful soulless sport this is becoming…

I ❤️ Portugal

£5m from Marseille to Chelsea. 508 appearances 68 G/A Played 9 years no error to goal Won: 1x champions league,1x super cup, 2x Europa league, 1x club World Cup,2x premier league, 1x FA cup, 1x league cup Ceaser Azpilicueta 🫡

You don’t know what you have until it’s gone. It’s never been so gone.

Never forget.

Long time in the making ! Imagine my surprise looking at the audience and seeing this guy… Thanks for showing up ( what life is about) He’s hiding in plane side in Austin, farming and not taking my advice and clearly doing Indies!!! @adriangrenier

"I wanna win as many titles as I can with Chelsea, and then become England Coach" Honestly, from the bottom of my heart fuck you Todd Boehly, Behdad Eghbali, and every single person associated with BlueCo for taking this man away from us.

@CinemaTweets1 @davidryfors

Emma Stone broke one of Meryl Streep’s records today. That’s like watching a player in the NBA right now break one of Wilt Chamberlain’s records: it’s unthinkable. At just 37, Stone became the youngest woman ever to earn 7 Oscar nominations. Streep was 38. Greatness all around.

@UtdHeisenberg_ @davidryfors

Brendan Gleeson to play Sir Alex Ferguson and Colin Farrell to play Roy Keane 😉😂

💔 Terrible news: Lamisha Musonda has announced on his social media that he has only a few days left to live. He has been battling a serious illness for two years. 📱 “Life is made up of highs and lows, and no one can truly understand the pain you endure. These past two years have been particularly difficult and exhausting for me. It is with great sadness that I inform you that I am fighting to regain my health, which explains my absence from social media. I have had to face the reality: my health is critical and I am now fighting to survive. Your help and your prayers would mean a great deal to me during this time. My family and I are fighting, and I will not give up until my final breath. As you can see, I was fortunate enough to experience such a beautiful youth… and I still have so much to give. But there are so many wonderful people I would have liked to thank in person. The thought that I may not have the chance to do so saddens me. I love you all 😪 Lamisha” We are with him and his family with all our hearts. 🙏

Liam Rosenior.

Fallen out with every manager they’ve appointed. Three years no front of shirt sponsor. Wasted hundreds of millions on players. Chelsea still “aren’t terribly well managed”

Came from the championship Won more trophies than Arteta Left

Young Chelsea fan Ernie off to Italy for the game away at Atalanta tomorrow. His dad sent the picture in and said this… “School? Not today. Some things are bigger! Chelsea away days included. Ernie’s packed, buzzing, and off on a proper European adventure: London → Verona → Atalanta. The kind of trip you don’t learn about in a classroom… but you definitely remember for life. A little detour, a little magic, and a whole lot of Chelsea. He might be missing school, but he’s getting an education you can’t put in a textbook.” 👏👏

England’s best RB. It’s quite simple.