Mantake Singh

“You are definitely gonna save this fucked up world one day. Have faith in yourself and not in god. Work hard on things that matter and not on prayers.” - Me #RandomThoughts #motivation

@kunalkamra88 He has many sides. You only have one😂

Me too, I can only perform in 4 states out of the 28 in India…

@PrachiKochhar7 Couldnt find anyone better than my hand.

Why are you single?

@lyricsmotions If its single girl… Of all your curves, your smile is my fav. Its its single mom… Teenage pregnancy i bet.

which is your favourite pick up line?

@elonmusk Lesson: choose your seat wisely

deep thot

When your afraid of drive test more than class test, nerd alert!!!

@stem_feed @elonmusk indeed!

Perfection

@elonmusk @waitbutwhy @undertheraedar But still we are enough to wreck it

@waitbutwhy @undertheraedar Earth is basically empty of humans

Population density thread because you and I both know you have nothing better to do. Let's start with this cool way to visualize population density, by @undertheraedar. The height of each spike displays the population density in that location.

Nobody can beat you if you are good at communication and Microsoft Excel.

Jatt ne kholi baari ni…baija nddiye karke jera….@diljitdosanjh bhaji sira lata!!!

@elonmusk Don’t become a Vacuum sink. You will suck at every party.

I’m dressing as a sink on Halloween, as they will have no choice but to let me in

@AndreaSisti8 @elonmusk @wholemars He said “fairly flat”

@elonmusk @wholemars so what will go down 10%? I dont understand

Over the next 12 months Tesla’s headcount will increase @elonmusk

Haha! Too much freedom makes people go wild.

After all the juggling, it was death that turned a “violence promoter” to a “humble brother”. People are kinder to you when you are in your grave. #SidhuMooseWalaDeath

Had he not entered the politics, he would have been alive. #sidhumoosewala #shotdead #SidhuMosseWala

@asidhu_ If you are thinking of plan B, you should reconsider your plan A.

To have a back up plan is always a good idea!

@ShwetaKukreja_ Govts will ban it for good

Startup Idea: An app that automatically completes your tasks in to-do list.

@GurneetDosanjh Right because then you realise, in your tweet last night, you have used “your” in place of “you are”.

when your sleeping with a broken heart, waking up is the hardest part

@lakey_musings Sure we do! However our gossips are very efficient as we cover lot of topics without going in depth and our every argument ends with one-simple-vulgar-slang.

Anyone who thinks that men don’t gossip is HIGHLY delusional

@thea_mercs The one i am going to add is different for men and women

@aashima_arora_ Big NO because you used “binged” for US version and “Watched” for Indian version.

I have not watched a single episode of Shark Tank India yet, but have binged all 13 seasons of the US one. Will society accept me?