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@BossLadoh @PrinceSimbah Wakayita zvekupusa

Ko ndakazonorooraka🙏🏼

@wicknellchivayo Ndonzi Dhadza ndoyitawo zvemaphone 👏

DON’T TALK TO ME, TALK TO MY LAWYERS...⚖️ A WISE man once said that in life, ALWAYS ensure that you have a GOOD WIFE, a GOOD BUSINESS, and a GOOD LAWYER. Two weeks ago, I experienced FIRST HAND the importance of having a good team of LAWYERS. I became the HAPPIEST man after the HIGH COURT ruled that I must have access to the most PRECIOUS people in my life, my two minor children, who had been UNJUSTIFIABLY withheld from me despite being consistently a present, LOVING and supportive father. The Court challenge was METICULOUSLY prosecuted through one of the FINEST LEGAL MINDS. Even though I always stand as your SENIOR LEAD COUNSEL and learned colleague PAR EXCELLENCE, though unregistered 🤣🤣🤣, the sleepless nights, WELL CRAFTED heads of argument, forensic legal reasoning and ASTUTE STRATEGY paid off. It is through your IMPECCABLE submissions that my JOY has been restored, and over the past few days, I have had the privilege of spending QUALITY time in Mauritius with my children. For me, nothing in this world compares to the fulfilment of being a PRESENT FATHER. To my learned friend and instructing attorney SIKHUMBUZO MPOFU, and to the distinguished counsel, ADVOCATE EDLEY MUBAIWA, you have proven your mantle and delivered far beyond EXPECTATION. As I promised you two weeks ago, I say a BIG CONGRATULATIONS to you once again. Please go and see VICTOR at Exquisite Motors and each collect your brand spanking new 2026 RANGE ROVER SPORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY, both of which have been FULLY paid for and ready for COLLECTION. In addition, you will each receive US$50,000, not as your legal fees, as those have been DULY SETTLED, but as a small token of appreciation for the EXCELLENT service you rendered. Enjoy your new rides, my learned colleagues. It is through your HARDWORK that my rightful place as a LOVING father to my beautiful children has been RESTORED. #TEAM_WORK_MAKES_THE_DREAM_WORK #Lawyers_Par_Excellence #FRIENDS_FOR_LIFE

@bosskimhucci @T_a_t_e_n_d_a Atleast ahasi kurova nyoro😭

"Why achikurwadzisa iwe wakanaka zvakadai? 😏" Achidaro male bestie achivhura condom rechi 4😢

@CrimeWatchZW Ndonzi Dhadza ndoyitawo zvemaphone 🤝

@bosskimhucci Ndonzi Dhadza ndoyitawo zvemaphone 🤝

“Ndakaputa fodya yese ye munhu yanga iri mu rhorhi” Wessy Deserves a Statue right next to Mbuya Nehanda coz he is a national Treasure 🙌🏻

@vahphor What where you doing at a guy’s place whilst you’re on your period 😒

I met a guy here a few weeks ago and we got along really well. He invited me over to hang out, and later that night I told him I wanted to go home. He refused and insisted I stay over, even after I explained that I was on my period. When I tried to leave anyway, he got angry, snatched my iPhone 17 Pro Max from my hand, and smashed it on the floor, destr0ying it. I planned to report the incident to the police, but he’s been begging me not to. Now I’m not sure what to do.

@wicknellchivayo Ndonzi Dhadza ndoyitawo zvemaphone 🙏

You're very stupid I am in Zimbabwe and my plane has gone to Europe for maintenance. Shows how much of a clueless idiot you are 🙆‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@GoatedSpott Do you have imei number of the phone?

Iphone 16 UK version original yakabiwa yesterday paChikwanha does anyone know kuti uno tracker sei or vano tracker maphone zvino fambiswa sei?

@curious_edline Saka dynamic rangu repa 17promax ahunei naro hnty

Using light mode on your phone as a man is a red flag!

Ndasiiwa ndega paden ndimbobika zvimaChips and 6 bomboclat eggs😂👍🏾

Then only way to kidnap someone from chitungwiza😂😂

@Brian___Jethro That's not the interior of mark x

Small wins

Bought my first car 🚗

@Savheya_Happie Smart bus

Munhu ane makombi akawanda muHarare, 1. Blessma 2. Boss Baby 3. Mkoma Benjie Add some;

@Baby682002 Im the biker🥲

Bike man: hkikjgfgfjhgtgjhffhhffgjkklj Me: Na so ooo

@Louis_wacho1 Dhina inguva yekudya then supper ndozvamunenge muchazoda kudya

Oky guys, I am done pretending What is the difference between 'dinner' and 'supper'?

“Phone yakadzima, handina time but dzinenge 5am, ma Roma atodzoka..”

@Patie_Mahamba Eyy haaa uri muchicky😂😂🔥🔥

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose 🥹🤧😂

@alfuratyalatiqe Im active

Engage fast & Follow all active accounts 🔥🏆

Me and my gang coming back from the revenge that everyone warned us about 😂😂

Asi pano munoteverana zvechizivano kani?😩 Anyways I follow back asap🤝