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Tax my income Tax my profits Tax what I pay my staff Tax me when I buy fuel Tax me when I buy a pint Tax me when I eat out Tax my insurance Tax my roads Tax my house Tax my heating Tax my council Tax my assets But please DONT TAX what I may leave my kids #iht #inheritancetax

@CraggerRagger Yep, sky still bitter about not being able to buy Man Utd Bunch of CNUTS

Still remember Sky sports getting him on earlier in the season as a pundit He refused to push narratives moaning about united so naturally sky didn't get him back on again

@Lea_EFC You are sick if you want PSG, sport washers, to win the European Champions League

I’m stuck between wanting Arsenal to be 3-0 down inside 20 minutes and getting absolutely humiliated, or them losing to a 95th minute OG. I want them to suffer, but I’m unsure in the way I want it to happen.

@MUFC_RA Donate was Great before he went to Liverpool Im guessing he would still be great in a better team So yeah, put him 4th choice for us

We’d take him on a free transfer right?

@ExtremeFootbal4 Eric, such a star

Vinnie Jones vs. Eric Cantona (1994)

@LifeOfBoch 7 .... fuck all

🚨There is now serious confident expectation that a decision on Man City’s 115 case will be delivered in the coming weeks! Possible sanctions if found guilty. 1. Expulsion from the Premier League 2. Massive, Multi-Season Points Deductions 3. Stripping of Title…. See beneath

@UtdBart Now do international trophies

Here we have a goat and a donkey.

@mufcMPB @FabrizioRomano This mark my words is great for Utd If any player rejects Man Utd to go to Man City then they are not right for Man Utd, we got off lightly And the player will suffer by playing in the championship when the 115 charges are finally served and City get relegated I will be LMFA0

🚨🚨🗣️ @FabrizioRomano: “Manchester City keep pushing to sign Elliot Anderson from Nottingham Forest. They are aware that Manchester United are still CALLING and CALLING. Also with Enzo Maresca, City are going for Anderson.” #MUFC

@WHLeavitt No problem if they also do the other major religions including atheist

A teacher took her students on a school trip to a mosque. An Imam taught the children about Islam, showed the girls how to wear burqas, and instructed everyone to kneel for prayer. Only one boy refused to kneel down. Fire this woke teacher? A. Yes B. No

@LBC On X I get the timeliness, does Kier know the names of the assailants and decide he is not happy ? Absolutely the wrong sentence Whoever were the assailants Then we must apply the law against all rapists equally and fairly

Starmer calls for 'urgent review' into 'harrowing' rape case after two boys avoid jail lbc.co.uk/article/starme…

@Tsportspulse Saved Rico, look, he was bent double and got hit by 10 power punches with no defence. Ref saved Rico's life right there Glory to Usyk

The referee was supposed to move Oleksandr Usyk to the neutral corner after the knockdown but he didn’t. Usyk was right in his face when the fight restarted. Again, boxing protected its champions.

@mufcaways_ Absolutely Could not win final day at home Finished club So glad this is last we seen of the cheating sport washing club

Your cheating days are over 🇾🇪

@VelutaMMA @ChampRDS After 10 rounds Round 11, with the knockdown was 10-8 round Some of you are stupid idiots Not idiots Stupid idiots

@ChampRDS You were not ahead lol it was 95-95 on 2/3 judges scorecards.

🚨 Rico Verhoeven suggests he'll appeal the loss to Oleksandr Usyk after seeing it was stopped after the bell "They stopped the fight after the bell. I think we might just go and appeal it because this doesn't make any sense. When the referee came in, I wasn't dazzled or whatever. I was looking at the referee like 'why are you stopping, we're almost there'. It didn't make any sense to me. That's something he should be aware of. Of course mistakes can be made, but the referee should admit his mistake. Look back at it and say it's either a No Contest, or we go to the scorecards. And if we go to the scorecards, I was ahead." (via @BoxingNewsED)

@ChampRDS He appeals, that round 10-8 to usyk and its no contest

@MatchroomBoxing @DAZNBoxing @ringmagazine And obviously the 11th round was 10-8 to Usyk so he was miles ahead

Scorecards at the time of the stoppage 👀 @DAZNBoxing @ringmagazine

@Langerius Cmon Even after taking a count of 10 and a further 20 to put gum shield in Rico could not defend himself from Usyk's onslaught. If you cant defend yourself in a boxing bout its gotta be stopped.

rico dominated for 11 rounds and usyk just waited for one opportunity. found it, ko'd him watching usyk is like reading sun tzu's art of war. patience, power, defense, offense btw, a 120kg rico being that shredded and that active is strange. testing should be tightened

@visegrad24 He was gonna grab me with my weapon so I defended myself

🇬🇧 Graphic details emerge in the trial of Vickrum Digwa, accused of murdering the Polish-British student Henry Nowak A jury has been shown mobile phone footage of the confrontation. Digwa told the court he was carrying a 21cm kirpan (a Sikh ceremonial blade) around his neck and feared Nowak would use it against him. “I thought I had to do something because I was afraid that he was going to stab me with my own kirpan,” he said. He denies intentionally stabbing Nowak in the chest, claiming he only pushed him away during the struggle. Nowak attempted to flee the scene, climbing over a fence while Digwa was still stabbing him Police initially handcuffed Nowak while he was on the ground, bleeding out, due to Digwa claiming that Nowak was a racist attacker. The court also heard allegations that Digwa’s mother, Kiran Kaur, 53, removed the kirpan from the scene after the stabbing. She denies assisting an offender.

@EPLBible Well I was in Narcelona airport when Man Utd celebrated the Treble win in 1999 It is what it is I was happy at being in Camp Nou instead of the shed im Manchester to celebrate

🚨 Arsenal are set to hold their Premier League trophy parade on Sunday 31st May day after the Champions League final against PSG. Meaning a large % of their hardcore fans will miss out on this due to still being in Budapest You can tell they are not used to trophy parades… Nightmare! 🤯

@FBAwayDays Nope, villa have to finish 5th for England yo get 6 teams

If the scores stay like this and Villa win, does that mean English teams get an extra Champions League spot? Bournemouth or Brighton in The Champions League? 🤯

I am please for Lindelof, what a player. There was just some poor circumstances at Man Utd that failed him Great defender for Sweden and Great defensive midfielder for Aston Villa Especially in Europa final tonight vs Frieberg

@FBAwayDays Cuse the team cheated The opposition amd their own fans Should compensate all fans for their financial loss And their mental suffering too

Regardless of whether Southampton have done wrong or not, how can they expel them so close to the game? Fans will have spent money booking trains, tickets and hotels. You really do have to feel for them. 🤯🫣