hi. I'm ouskie. ΘΔ

You're very important to me. I'm glad you are in my life. This isn't a vague post about someone specific. It's about you. Literally you. Reading this right now. I'm so glad you are a part of my journey. I hope you're well. I love you. We should talk more! I'm here for you.

He wasn't masturbating. What actually happened to his body is significantly worse than any joke. When the fourth pyroclastic surge hit Pompeii, it arrived at 300°C. That's 572°F. The thermal human survival threshold is 200°C. This man died in a fraction of a second. His brain stopped before a single pain signal completed its circuit. What you're looking at is cadaveric spasm. It's a rare form of instant muscular stiffening that only occurs during sudden violent death by extreme heat. The 300°C surge cooked the proteins in his muscle fibers so fast that his body locked into whatever position it was in at the exact moment of impact. Arms, legs, fingers, toes all contracted simultaneously. 73% of Pompeii's victims were found frozen in "life-like" stances mid-action. Running. Crawling. Shielding children. This man was probably just lying down. The flexed limb position you're laughing at appears in nearly every Pompeii body. It's called the pugilistic attitude. Heat shrinks tendons faster than bone, curling arms and legs inward. Boxers after a fire look the same way. The position has zero connection to what the person was doing. Pure thermodynamics. For centuries, archaeologists assumed these people suffocated on ash. A 2010 study proved they were wrong. Researchers heated modern human bone samples to various temperatures, compared them to Pompeii victims, and found the color and cracking patterns matched exposure to 250-300°C. Death was instantaneous. There was "no time to suffocate." This isn't even his body. It's a plaster cast of the void he left behind. His flesh decomposed inside the hardened volcanic ash. In 1863, Giuseppe Fiorelli poured liquid plaster into the hollow cavity. What you see is the shape of absence. 9.4 million people looked at a man who was incinerated alive in a quarter-second and the main reaction was a punchline. The science of how he actually died is one of the most disturbing findings in modern archaeology.

Would the slime from okra work as lube?

...joy, and unabashed positivity. Long before a diagnosis that would make so many, so bitter, he showed the world that every single day is an absolute gift. And in the, I believe that we should find strength. We should find and carry that light. furaffinity.net/view/4296204/ ...

@RileyTheFox_ We have a pretty rad group here in Charleston. Maybe you could join us some time

I feel like it’s hard to find a friend group in the fandom the older you get. Everyone by now has their tight-knit friend groups and trying to insert yourself into one feels unwelcome, or a discord full of people feels daunting and you get the “who tf is this guy” vibe ...

So..... The word weiner means "from Vienna" So like...... A Viennese style of beer is just.... It's a weiner lager?

@Labraderpy There is work to be done, and little motivation to do it. Bleh. Also, i miss you. Rawrf.

@maplekindyea You're not fat, I've seen you. Relatively recently, even!

Can I interest everyone in a delicious sweet tea, brought to you by my favorite... Bo Jan Gles :D 📸: @ShinzuFoxx

Imagine getting a boner in this and your crotch lights up like Rudolph's nose

@Labraderpy I wore them. Kind of a lot. For several years. And am fat.

@maplekindyea How did you destroy them?!?! Must be those husky chaos powers of yours...

@NickWilde149540 Who the fuck are you? The self-appointed voice of puriteens? Your shitty little callout is far more toxic than most, if not all, of the people on this list. Fuck this "not in my Fandom" bullshit. You. You are the fucking problem.

The furry fandom has a massive problem with drunks and drug addicts. If you want to know why the fandom is so toxic and insufferable, it's because of the zoomers & millennial furries with stunted prefrontal cortex development and an IQ less than a 8 year old. 1/2

@dirdwolf I'm so jealous

Yo I got added to the fun club guys!

@nukecreations What are the pros and cons of each?

Foam cast or foam 3D print? 👀 #nukecreations #fursuitheadbase #headbaseforsale #fursuitmaking #fursuit

@FlipBunny Homigawsh, my heart!

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@Flashy_Turtle In what way?

Nothing, just visual pleasure against doomscrolling.