Marc Ross

@RockcliffeFiles Dobbies garden centre down the road until they message mate, sorted!

Arrived early at Newcastle Airport to pick the bairn up. She’s queuing at Greggs, I’m queuing to see a mortgage adviser to pay for the parking. I very genuinely don’t know how they sleep at night. Scandalous.

@McMurdockFan71 Is this picture in black and white?

Can’t buy class

@fukupapers @You_In_1888 100% not

@You_In_1888 is this real

👀😂😂😂

@northernersrock It’s a complex one. For important information I wouldn’t trust it without double checking, but also use it regularly to speed up LOTS of tasks, just coded some super complex Shopify page sections which blew my mind. Had the code verified too and it’s super clean. Mad.

I occasionally use Ai to speed up some tasks. I used it recently to do some research... The failure was clear. It just made things up. Total disinformation. It apologised then did it again. I pulled it again and it admitted making things up only to do it again.

@Saeki20S @sisterssofmercy Correct answer!

@sisterssofmercy On Melancholy Hill

best gorillaz song but you aren't allowed to say feel good inc or clint eastwood GO

@northernersrock I don’t other than that one mate. But I’d just go over with it if you can, they’re great and the place is absolutely mental 😂

@marc_dirtyhands Ask if they have a phone number please. The one I have is perpetually engaged 👌

Anyone know where I can get doors stripped of paint? Can't find the place in walker that I knew

Any working class person that’s actually read Reform’s manifesto and still votes for their own life to be made worse, their rights to be eroded, their access to health care limited & endless tax cuts for the already wealthy, should surely be checked for brain damage.

@northernersrock Somehow, I quite enjoyed mine 😂

Speed awareness course completed online. Future job for Alan partridge or David Brent if ever there was one.

@RockcliffeFiles Ha I did this in Mallorca in spring and it told me off the entire time as well. Mental to drive when you’ve got a 12yr old motor that is simple as a bicycle in comparison. Far far too much going on imo. Heard some basically have a ‘switch all the mental stuff off’ button though!

Driving a brand new top of the range SUV about for a week and I’m a nervous wreck. Some warning light, beep or shudder is going off every 5 minutes and I’m a very sensible driver! The only thing it hasn’t done is give me a reach-around.

"I once said migrants were eating swans, just to stir up more hatred among the thick twats who believe anything I say"

@ThePastIsTense @griswald92 @EdmondsonSandra @TheSun @SCDancing This was my first thought when reading this 😂

@griswald92 @EdmondsonSandra Am so fed up of seeing his fat ugly flushed face…who on earth would feel desperate enough to have an affair with this guy @TheSun @SCDancing

This guy has painted himself as the hardest working family man in the UK. Cheated on his wife. Privately schooled. Son of a fraudster. Convicted criminal. Having a family, a job and paying taxes are not personality traits. Millions of us do it. Fallen on his own sword here.

@NotAnAlt047 @Simontimofish @malonebarry 👏😂 ‘was their’ is just pure gold

@Simontimofish @malonebarry For someone so patriotic, not knowing which of the 'there/their/theyre' to use is embarrassing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Maybe learn our language before moaning about some kids on a boat you clown

We shouldn't downplay this. The far right being able to get more than 100,000 people on the streets is a worrying moment for the UK.

Charlie Kirk was an unrepentant racist, transphobe, homophobe, and misogynist who often wrapped his bigotry in Bible verses because there was no other way to pretend that it was morally correct. thenation.com/article/politi…

Central London looks like a Sports Direct convention

@natmdefooffical @Artemon_az Cardiff 🥕

@Artemon_az Here's the possible locations (based off guesses due of how blurry the image is on the bottom and may not be 100% accurate)

@lazerviking78 @idlewildgirl The absolute best of times. My most vivid memories are of the absolute state Cliff (remember him) who I came down with got in… the best of times man. This & the year after too.

@idlewildgirl I was at the Leeds one, ween and at the drive in were/are still two of the best bands I've ever seen and I was also trying to chat up Sarah Louise from Corrie whilst pissed out my head during rage against the machine, didn't get anywhere surprisingly

I remember getting my GCSE results and then hopping in the car to go straight to this which is still to this day one of the best weekends of my life

@Monkeypuzzled Haha nail on heed

Started to think Glasto was just full of shit music for people who'd given up on excitment in their lives. Thank fuck for the Prodigy!

@MartRyton I bought a slab of it based on the branding, enjoyed a few cold ones but now this has upset me, feel like I’m going to notice it’s minging now.

Sam Fender was unreal at London Stadium last night. But fuuuuuck me the Brewdog bars - slow, constantly running out of beer, and Cold Beer is just a horrific liquid to pour into your body. Hydrating though,

@RockcliffeFiles Mad innit! Certain types are just immune to heat!

Here’s a science question for you, how come it takes about 3 weeks to toast sourdough bread??