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So I recently went on a date. Everything was fine… until the bill came. He leans in, all serious and goes, “Hey… would it be cool if we split this?”.
I almost laughed in this man’s face. Almost. Instead, I smiled, said ‘You know what? I’ll save us both the awkwardness,’ tossed my card down for the full thing and dipped. Blocked him instantly. Like… bro. You asked me out. You planned this. And your first big move is nickel and diming me over a £400 tab? Pathetic.
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